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<blockquote data-quote="Admin." data-source="post: 1173922" data-attributes="member: 1129">BREAKING: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem just pulled off a real-life parody of her job title.While munching on dinner in a fancy D.C. restaurant, she managed to get her purse swiped—along with her DHS access badge, passport, driver’s license, blank checks, house keys, and three grand in cold, hard cash.Yes, three thousand dollars in her handbag.Yes, the woman who rants about securing America can’t even secure her purse.Secret Service says the thief was a white dude in a medical mask. Just walked in, grabbed the bag, and dipped. Noem, completely distracted.You’d think someone nicknamed “Fascist Barbie” who loves dressing up for ICE raids would at least practice what she preaches. But nope—she was too busy chewing to notice a security breach under her nose.A Cabinet-level official losing her access badge in public is the kind of stuff you expect in a slapstick comedy. Not real life.But here we are.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Admin., post: 1173922, member: 1129"] BREAKING: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem just pulled off a real-life parody of her job title. While munching on dinner in a fancy D.C. restaurant, she managed to get her purse swiped—along with her DHS access badge, passport, driver’s license, blank checks, house keys, and three grand in cold, hard cash. Yes, three thousand dollars in her handbag. Yes, the woman who rants about securing America can’t even secure her purse. Secret Service says the thief was a white dude in a medical mask. Just walked in, grabbed the bag, and dipped. Noem, completely distracted. You’d think someone nicknamed “Fascist Barbie” who loves dressing up for ICE raids would at least practice what she preaches. But nope—she was too busy chewing to notice a security breach under her nose. A Cabinet-level official losing her access badge in public is the kind of stuff you expect in a slapstick comedy. Not real life. But here we are. [/QUOTE]

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