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<blockquote data-quote="SirSuperSouthern" data-source="post: 91829" data-attributes="member: 304"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Anyone here actually open <em>tangible</em> mail? I stopped years ago once all my bills were paid through my checking account at the worst fucking bank since mankind's short history after discovering electricity. Don't ask, asshole, because I don't answer personal questions from eagerly curious strangers.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Speaking about with-holding important shit to myself, I'll make an exception this time. See, I got an oddly official letter the other day, and actually opened paper mail since the last time I got a paper cut on my clit-hammer, shutting an envelope. Worst injury ever.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">No Willy Wonka golden ticket. Better. Kinda.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>________________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: rgb(251, 160, 38)">Hello Mr. Southern,</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: rgb(251, 160, 38)">We here at the Smithsonian museum have been alerted about the essential treasures that you bear. Even more important than that evil ring we haven't found yet. Your two irreplaceable enchanted stones are what we here are most motivated to enshrine. A brilliant Nobel Surprize winner, who has figured everything out, told us all about them. Our planet revolves *not* around the Sun, but your sacred jacobs. The only two authentic Wonders of the world.</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: rgb(251, 160, 38)">Make haste!</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="https://i.ibb.co/VN3h3PL/smithsonian-museum-natural-history-480x270.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p>__________________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I've been sayin' the same shit for decades, but Blizzard knows better than to place their electronic imitations in any of their games. Diablo 2 is the only game of theirs worthy of them, but I'm the only person who still plays it so they don't respond to my emails.</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Back to what really happened. Should I really give 'em up, so they could get the Lenin treatment under and exaggerated statue of me? Couldn't decide one way or the other as many women have chosen my spunk for the shovin'. Dunno how many I got runnin' around the world - I'm just a generous man who wants more whores on Austin's streets. Any goddamn way, myyyy decision was somewhat simplified:</span></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><em><span style="color: rgb(184, 49, 47)">"I recommend... AMPUTAAATION!"</span></em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/C1dSBcm/Hellraiser2dr.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Brilliant, very convincing logic I say. The Dr and I settled on him flying back to the museum delivering only one. But before the sanitary operation commenced, there was one last thing I had to do: nutface another dumb bitch (lost count).</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="https://i.ibb.co/Fwnmwkr/nutface.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>SSS</p><p>- bitch pressed her nose to her monitor for an authentic whiff</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SirSuperSouthern, post: 91829, member: 304"] [SIZE=5]Anyone here actually open [I]tangible[/I] mail? I stopped years ago once all my bills were paid through my checking account at the worst fucking bank since mankind's short history after discovering electricity. Don't ask, asshole, because I don't answer personal questions from eagerly curious strangers.[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]Speaking about with-holding important shit to myself, I'll make an exception this time. See, I got an oddly official letter the other day, and actually opened paper mail since the last time I got a paper cut on my clit-hammer, shutting an envelope. Worst injury ever.[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]No Willy Wonka golden ticket. Better. Kinda.[/SIZE] ________________________________________________________________________________ [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=rgb(251, 160, 38)]Hello Mr. Southern,[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=rgb(251, 160, 38)]We here at the Smithsonian museum have been alerted about the essential treasures that you bear. Even more important than that evil ring we haven't found yet. Your two irreplaceable enchanted stones are what we here are most motivated to enshrine. A brilliant Nobel Surprize winner, who has figured everything out, told us all about them. Our planet revolves *not* around the Sun, but your sacred jacobs. The only two authentic Wonders of the world.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=rgb(251, 160, 38)]Make haste![/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [img]https://i.ibb.co/VN3h3PL/smithsonian-museum-natural-history-480x270.jpg[/img] __________________________________________________________________________________ [SIZE=5]I've been sayin' the same shit for decades, but Blizzard knows better than to place their electronic imitations in any of their games. Diablo 2 is the only game of theirs worthy of them, but I'm the only person who still plays it so they don't respond to my emails.[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]Back to what really happened. Should I really give 'em up, so they could get the Lenin treatment under and exaggerated statue of me? Couldn't decide one way or the other as many women have chosen my spunk for the shovin'. Dunno how many I got runnin' around the world - I'm just a generous man who wants more whores on Austin's streets. Any goddamn way, myyyy decision was somewhat simplified:[/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE=6][B][I][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]"I recommend... AMPUTAAATION!"[/COLOR][/I][/B][/SIZE] [IMG]https://i.ibb.co/C1dSBcm/Hellraiser2dr.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE=5]Brilliant, very convincing logic I say. The Dr and I settled on him flying back to the museum delivering only one. But before the sanitary operation commenced, there was one last thing I had to do: nutface another dumb bitch (lost count).[/SIZE] [CENTER] [IMG]https://i.ibb.co/Fwnmwkr/nutface.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] SSS - bitch pressed her nose to her monitor for an authentic whiff [/QUOTE]
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