And that's being very...kind.
Well, in the old day in good old Mexico, abuelita would have given the responsibility of a newborn babe that was retarded. Abuelita would burn some sage, chant some incantations, and meditate on this; the ritual could go on for up to 3 days.
On the morning of the 4th day, abuelita would take this retarded baby with her on a journey. She would walk through the brush, noticing the birds chirping and the scurrying of little creatures on the ground, under the mesquite trees. It was early so she would wrap the rebozo (woven shawl) around her tighter.
After a that nice brisk walk, she would arrive at the Rio Bravo (Rio Grande in the US)...she would say
"Ay Diosito, perdonanos, pero no vamos a alimantar a este pobre pendejo"
Then she would toss him in the river. Never allowed to grow up and burden the internet with scat and gay porn.
I love happy endings.