New forever battery made from recycled nuclear waste

[Frood]

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And is completely safe...

 

[Mr. 5050]

Completely safe, like Chernobyl and Fukushima but pocket sized?...

 

[SHAMPAIN]

That's one battery I wouldn't lick...

 

[Mr. 5050]

Oh shit, I just dropped my phone...

 

[Frood]

They only extract certain parts of the waste which are safe, then wrap it in a barrier for extra safety..

Promising... the consumer version will last 9 years.

 

[deport_liberals]

Well...so long as we don't sell them to Muslims...

 

[Frood]

Well...so long as we don't sell them to Muslims...

It's basically a diamond or a quartz like thing that funnels the recycled fuel extraction's outpur and relies on long decay rates... so in smaller devices, it's no different in radiation levels than the human body....or something like that. (I'm not a scientist)

Imagine beyond a 9 year long battery in your phone... think about a 28k year battery in a craft or probe....

 

[deport_liberals]

Well...so long as we don't sell them to Muslims...

It's basically a diamond or a quartz like thing that funnels the recycled fuel extraction's outpur and relies on long decay rates... so in smaller devices, it's no different in radiation levels than the human body....or something like that. (I'm not a scientist)

Imagine beyond a 9 year long battery in your phone... think about a 28k year battery in a craft or probe....

I am imagining oak's pm screeds to the admins of various forums if the battery never gave out...lol.

 

[Frood]

Well...so long as we don't sell them to Muslims...

It's basically a diamond or a quartz like thing that funnels the recycled fuel extraction's outpur and relies on long decay rates... so in smaller devices, it's no different in radiation levels than the human body....or something like that. (I'm not a scientist)

Imagine beyond a 9 year long battery in your phone... think about a 28k year battery in a craft or probe....

I am imagining oak's pm screeds to the admins of various forums if the battery never gave out...lol.

It wouldn't go that far if she never had to run out and buy fresh batteries for her dildonic devices....

 

[Oerdin]

Now that sounds cool. Taking waste and making something useful out of it.