new here, prolly gonna screw this up...SO FUCKIN' SUE ME !!

Or fantasize about shrinking you and carrying you around in a jar. And then it'll get wEiRd.
Mmmmmm I see, my penis is impervious to the effects of ANY type of shrinkanator ..... so you'll need a big jar.
 
Fuck dat' ! I'mma vote for ME ! izzzat okay ? hope not CAUSE i WANNA GET WHIPPED ..