Dennis Sherman
Guest
I never liked Mary Jane.
She somehow always managed to make me feel stupid and inferior and I would get tears in my eyes.
She sometimes even managed to make me gag.
I hated her so much that I thought "if she was a plant, she would be a weed!!!"
But she was good friends with some of my mates, so I couldn't avoid her completely.
I really didn't know what my friends saw in her. She was very demanding and somehow, my friends' money always went up in smoke.
So I just learnt to tolerate or ignore her.
Then one evening, Mary met a Mexican nymph, a beautiful maiden suffering from inferior divinity.
This nymph also had one other major problem.
She was full of gas.
Luckily though, Mary found this amusing and warmed to her almost immediately.
Realising that they were meant to be together, they were now on cloud nine.
It's amazing how love manages to change a person, as Mary transformed overnight into a beautiful flower, and was so much in ecstasy that she even gave me head.
The nymph joined in the action by putting whipped cream all over my body and licking it off.
That felt really nice and sensual.
But she kept passing gas and I tried to hold mt breath. Eventually I had to breath.
At that moment, I started feeling really tingly, my ears started buzzing, and for some strange reason, I kept laughing uncontrollably.
Eventually, because I was in such intense, pleasurable pain, I passed out.
When I finally awoke, there was Mary sitting on the couch, crying.
"Where's the girl?"
Mary fought back the tears, before finally replying, "She's gone. She said she was being deported back to her country. She left this note."
The note said: Thank you.
I'll always remember this moment.
Forever,
Nitrous Oxide.
She somehow always managed to make me feel stupid and inferior and I would get tears in my eyes.
She sometimes even managed to make me gag.
I hated her so much that I thought "if she was a plant, she would be a weed!!!"
But she was good friends with some of my mates, so I couldn't avoid her completely.
I really didn't know what my friends saw in her. She was very demanding and somehow, my friends' money always went up in smoke.
So I just learnt to tolerate or ignore her.
Then one evening, Mary met a Mexican nymph, a beautiful maiden suffering from inferior divinity.
This nymph also had one other major problem.
She was full of gas.
Luckily though, Mary found this amusing and warmed to her almost immediately.
Realising that they were meant to be together, they were now on cloud nine.
It's amazing how love manages to change a person, as Mary transformed overnight into a beautiful flower, and was so much in ecstasy that she even gave me head.
The nymph joined in the action by putting whipped cream all over my body and licking it off.
That felt really nice and sensual.
But she kept passing gas and I tried to hold mt breath. Eventually I had to breath.
At that moment, I started feeling really tingly, my ears started buzzing, and for some strange reason, I kept laughing uncontrollably.
Eventually, because I was in such intense, pleasurable pain, I passed out.
When I finally awoke, there was Mary sitting on the couch, crying.
"Where's the girl?"
Mary fought back the tears, before finally replying, "She's gone. She said she was being deported back to her country. She left this note."
The note said: Thank you.
I'll always remember this moment.
Forever,
Nitrous Oxide.
