Pushing poo with 20k milestone hits different

[UncleDiLF]

Ass of now undercarders with below 20K don't need to talk with me.

As a former world champion I focus on pushing poo. It makes so much fun.

Butt. I changed my diet and hit weights. Before I ATed spaghetti 5 days old, pizza, burger and bread. Chocolate too.

I saweded that I becameded a bloaATed belly.
As a respected big tymer and heavyweight I decided this can't be.

So I hit up ai and he maded me a plan. Changing diet and workout.

Bad thing is: I push poo every 4th day. Sad meATs :(

And the poo is very small, sissy and not veiny.

Back then I hit up toileTS every 4 or even 5 times a day. Strong, brutal and veiny LOGGS. So gross that I nearly had a nervous breakdown. But it was fun.

Like smoking the first cigarette in the morning. I had my SCAT session. What can I do?

I lose weight and looking a model after 3 weeks.

No sugar, no bread, no pasta. Just boring rice, veggies and chicken breast.

I miss pushing poo

 

[UncleDiLF]

Oh, and before someone here is giving me spit fire.

Every human SCATs. Even you. So don't act like you shit blossoms or change no5 like scents.

 

[Dove]

You want to have one normal, healthy crap each day.

That's ideally what should be happening. Stay hydrated, drop the money on a good probiotic and some quality fiber. Ive been taking beef liver supplements and im never bloated.

You dont want to be a shit machine all day because that's an irritable bowel, but you absolutely do NOT want to only be shitting every 4 days.

Once a day. Two tops.

 

[UncleDiLF]

You want to have one normal, healthy crap each day.

That's ideally what should be happening. Stay hydrated, drop the money on a good probiotic and some quality fiber. Ive been taking beef liver supplements and im never bloated.

You dont want to be a shit machine all day because that's an irritable bowel, but you absolutely do NOT want to only be shitting every 4 days.

Once a day. Two tops.

Hey Dove.

Thanks for taking time. I was drinking my tea ( I must drink a lot of tea). When you wrote about "shit machine" I spat it on my expensive MacBook Pro. I would never ever expected such words from you.

Thank God all works. MacBook is high quality.

I used to be a "shit machine". 4 or even 5 times a day. Proper SCAT. I was hungry all the time.

Thanks. I will consider your tips. I maded it with chatGPT which works greAT. I hit the gym and prep my meals. So far all good. Losing weight.

Just pushing poo is not more every day

 

[UncleDiLF]

Ok. So far only me and Dove push poo?

How about the rest?

 

[Fredricka]

Ok. So far only me and Dove push poo?

How about the rest?

Seamajor wanted me to ask if his colostomy bag counts

 

[UncleDiLF]

In 2016 I made huge gains in crypto and was new rich. I was working at some agency. I needed to stay political correct and nice.

One day at the office , I checked my portfolio. All of a sudden Bitcoin and altcoins sky high!!! I knew: Orange Lambo and a loft in Miami. Fresh pussy and easy life.

So I decided to sit on my office chair. I was in a bureau with 4 girls. And started to push poo in my skinny jeans.

My boss came in to check a task, when she saw me no reacting to her questions. She saw the poo and the reaction of the other 4 colleagues. They called security.

I said: I am rich and don't need the job anymore.

Security escorted me out.

with poo stains on the floor. Great times