Put a Cork in it.

[SirSuperSouthern]

[Qwote=Corky]

yep thats me. nope after 13 and a half years working for my big brother as his personal assistant lol

• Brush his teeth instead of my own in the morning; next I sneak upstairs and broosh me pa’s.
• Sit quietly and still as he shat before grabbing my neck and wiping his ass with my face because he truthfully told me I’m worth far less than a sheet of single-ply toilet paper.
• I’d then spend the day earnestly responding to all the replies in his stuffed spam folder, mostly real ones to his illicit inquiries on the dark web. Mostly.
• In the meantime, I’d make my way to and fro the ‘fridge because my humane nic-name, “beer bitch” was worlds better than the other slurs he’d call me once he was drunk; I’m still referred to as his “little” brother by everyone else which I find very demeaning.

Unfortunately, I was fired today.

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- Ahw shit Corko, he must’ve gotten married to someone more qualified than you without even inviting you to the wedding.

 

[OliviaRodrigostampon]

 

[Lily]

[Qwote=Corky]

yep thats me. nope after 13 and a half years working for my big brother as his personal assistant lol

• Brush his teeth instead of my own in the morning; next I sneak upstairs and broosh me pa’s.
• Sit quietly and still as he shat before grabbing my neck and wiping his ass with my face because he truthfully told me I’m worth far less than a sheet of single-ply toilet paper.
• I’d then spend the day earnestly responding to all the replies in his stuffed spam folder, mostly real ones to his illicit inquiries on the dark web. Mostly.
• In the meantime, I’d make my way to and fro the ‘fridge because my humane nic-name, “beer bitch” was worlds better than the other slurs he’d call me once he was drunk; I’m still referred to as his “little” brother by everyone else which I find very demeaning.

Unfortunately, I was fired today.

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- Ahw shit Corko, he must’ve gotten married to someone more qualified than you without even inviting you to the wedding.

Buaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Admin.]

[Qwote=Corky]

yep thats me. nope after 13 and a half years working for my big brother as his personal assistant lol

• Brush his teeth instead of my own in the morning; next I sneak upstairs and broosh me pa’s.
• Sit quietly and still as he shat before grabbing my neck and wiping his ass with my face because he truthfully told me I’m worth far less than a sheet of single-ply toilet paper.
• I’d then spend the day earnestly responding to all the replies in his stuffed spam folder, mostly real ones to his illicit inquiries on the dark web. Mostly.
• In the meantime, I’d make my way to and fro the ‘fridge because my humane nic-name, “beer bitch” was worlds better than the other slurs he’d call me once he was drunk; I’m still referred to as his “little” brother by everyone else which I find very demeaning.

Unfortunately, I was fired today.

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- Ahw shit Corko, he must’ve gotten married to someone more qualified than you without even inviting you to the wedding.

His new Amigos at TBC will certainly attend to his needs during this difficult transition into homelessness.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

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- Perfect thread, perfect tits - you're welcome.