Question for the guys here, have any of you had the cock reduction surgery done?

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It reminds me when some dude I haven't see in a while asked for the forum's dick measurements
Was that Cookie Monster or Bemzo.
I cant remember which dick thirsty homo it was anymore
It was Looney.
Guaranteed you gave him a figure, tho.
Of course, with all your past juicing, that number was small.
why are you fixated on the size of my cock?


He has a thing for Greyhounding towards Florida for the genitals of non-Caucasians...
Your shit sucks you faggot.
Go fuck your uggs or something-
 

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Admong going full fag
motherfucker needs locked up!

He needs a bum cheek chastity locker...

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Please I'm serious, no trolling!
Dude - you know that cons don't have cocks
that's why they need money, guns, fast cars and McMansions.

But to answer your question:
No, I have not considered a reduction because it would take away my option to work as a circus freak
and like most kids,
.I've always wanted to join the circus - you know
.like that guy, Zip.

Fuck you and your reverse psychology
Not gonna post my dick

Brainfail's happy to post his. Of course, when he measures it (and believe me, he does that regularly), he includes the hardware in those measurements.
 

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Mulder is MIA. Strange

And Extralegs is mssing on VF. Coincidence?

Maybe they eloped, after all.



OMG, right?? Lol

No, YOu drove him away, Cuntess.

But hey - no worries, EL is completely obnoxious narcissistic egotistical boor.

I'm actually glad you outted him. You saved us hours of reading hours of his mindless drivel.

Mind you, it gives us an idea of what goes in 3rd world countries like Pakistan where he's from.

$5 for blow jobs from underage girls probably isn't uncommon where EL lives.

Sex trafficking of underage girls is rather common in Pakistan where EL is from.
 

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Have you maybe thought of quitting the board?

Therapy? Becoming a mountain top hermit with long hair and long nails? More absorbent diapers?

There are options, bro.
 

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Have you maybe thought of quitting the board?

Therapy? Becoming a mountain top hermit with long hair and long nails? More absorbent diapers?

There are options, bro.
Shut the fuck nobody...fucking cunt! You’re on the wrong fucking forum....get the fuck back to Canada you piece of shit!
 
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Blurt

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Ooooh, touchy.

Bet you have soft, sensitive skin, am I right?
 

Joe

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Have you maybe thought of quitting the board?

Therapy? Becoming a mountain top hermit with long hair and long nails? More absorbent diapers?

There are options, bro.
Shut the fuck nobody...fucking cunt! You’re on the wrong fucking forum....get the fuck back to Canada you piece of shit!

Don't mind Blurt. Blurt tries to drive anyone off a board that rubs the wrong way or disasgrees with Its views.

Unfortunately Blurt can't form a large enough clique or an allliance here to do that in this forum.
 

Breakfall

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Have you maybe thought of quitting the board?

Therapy? Becoming a mountain top hermit with long hair and long nails? More absorbent diapers?

There are options, bro.
Shut the fuck nobody...fucking cunt! You’re on the wrong fucking forum....get the fuck back to Canada you piece of shit!

Don't mind Blurt. Blurt tries to drive anyone off a board that rubs the wrong way or disasgrees with Its views.

Unfortunately Blurt can't form a large enough clique or an allliance here to do that in this forum.
Lol...just fucking with him Joe. I love everyone! ;)
 

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Same thing here, Gally. This is all in good fun.

Except for Joe. That Incel virgin P-D'Oh can go die in a fire.
 

Breakfall

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Same thing here, Gally. This is all in good fun.

Except for Joe. That Incel virgin P-D'Oh can go die in a fire.
Joes awwright. He’s just headstrong when it comes to particular issues.
People seem to like the name Gallium. It was my username during a dark time in my life. I drank a helluva lot to drown out the pain of a family member rotting away to cancer, an insidious disease of the worst kind in it’s terminal years.