.... they're animals!
Wifey said she wanted to get drunk earlier tonight. She has said similar things a handful of times over the decades but never gets past a 2nd or 3rd drink spaced out apart.
Though she slammed back half a dozen in the first hour and a few more just after, this time.
She mounted my lap as I was trying to catch up on The Curse of Oak Island and proceeded to rodeo clown me and take chunks out of my neck.
No wasn't an answer she understood.
So she goes off to take a bath then can't get out of the bath unassisted.... proceeds to streak around the house doing a helicopter gyro titty dance, and cajoles me into the bedroom for a quicky.
But she was so drunk, her hornyness and her nerve endings weren't communicating. Random porno cliches were coming out of her mouth....
So I blew my load, threw her a towel, and took off running.
She got into a hysterical laughing fit on the bed, spread eagle, and didn't stop for minutes.
:LOL1:
She's been up since dry retching curdled Bailey's in the toilet.
Wifey said she wanted to get drunk earlier tonight. She has said similar things a handful of times over the decades but never gets past a 2nd or 3rd drink spaced out apart.
Though she slammed back half a dozen in the first hour and a few more just after, this time.
She mounted my lap as I was trying to catch up on The Curse of Oak Island and proceeded to rodeo clown me and take chunks out of my neck.
No wasn't an answer she understood.
So she goes off to take a bath then can't get out of the bath unassisted.... proceeds to streak around the house doing a helicopter gyro titty dance, and cajoles me into the bedroom for a quicky.
But she was so drunk, her hornyness and her nerve endings weren't communicating. Random porno cliches were coming out of her mouth....
So I blew my load, threw her a towel, and took off running.
She got into a hysterical laughing fit on the bed, spread eagle, and didn't stop for minutes.
:LOL1:
She's been up since dry retching curdled Bailey's in the toilet.
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