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As we fearlessly trudge on into Winter, I want to make a State Of The Union commentary.
To me it seems like after the "great purge" Bastard Factory got replacements off Temu. We lost Biggie, Blazor, Breakfall, Dove, Flea, Freud, and a slew of other's. In return BF has the likes of jack, Fredericka, and The Question. Jesus Christ, I'd rather see Freud sticking Matchbox cars up his own ass, rather than reading jack's alzheimer laced post's, that are nothing but his own bizarre narrative after being here for only 4 months. No wonder X dislikes that unimaginative fuck. Also, having to read Fredericka's horribly translated and often really dull observations sucks ass as well. Plus she's a terrorist. Don't even get me started on, The Question. If his picture is any indication of what kind of brain trust is behind his creepy and weird post's, then it's safe to assume he's fucking crazy and would probably try to sexually assault the opposite sex given the chance. Unfortunately for him, he's soo horribly out of shape that a spry 70-something grandma would wreck the shit out of him.
I mean it's like trading Patrick Mahomes after one loss out of three Superbowls for some rag-head Arab who only played futbol and is 36 years-old. That's what BF got in return. 3 fucking retards. It's not like there aren't enough "retards" out here roaming free. Admin comes to mind, Murdy's on that list, so is F-at Alberticus, along with X (haha fucktard, you're just as stupid as the rest), and Loopy Lily. What's happening now is that the "retards" outnumber the normals and the "retard" convention is in full fucking swing. Just reading the last couple days shows what sycophants you sad fucks really are. You have Liar Lily co-signing every single moronic thing Stupidicus and jack say, no matter how fucking off base those two ignorant fucks are and vice-versa.
If I had to be real for a minute~at least Fredericka tries, but still ends up short most of the time. It's not great, but it's a hell of alot better than having to mentally digest jack's dementia ridden accounting of events that NEVER happened, which only play out in what little "mind" he has left. Then there's The Question, I swear to God, this guy looks like the Village Idiot. He looks as though Barney Rubble had sex with Dino, and The Question is what pooped out of Dino's ass. These three knot-heads are constantly a dollar short and a day late, when it comes to anything remotely interesting. I'd much rather read Dove's self-absorbed, attention whoring post's, because at the end of the day that's who she is. You three sad fucks are faker than the $4 dollar bills you rode in on. Kinda like when Lapdog Lily took the place of Dove when it comes to playing the victim. Now you three fucking dickheads can continue spamming up the place with your never ending bleeting of shit no one fucking cares about.
The state of this forum eats a dick. A big dick. A huge dick. A gigantic dick. I can and will also blame the "management" in this. You have retarded upon retarded working feverishly behind the scenes doing jack-shit (see what I did there, jack?) and then getting "upset" because no one including Breakfall's dead mother gives a fuck what they say. Yes, it's the same mom, Breakfall had sexual intercourse with. I mean, how do you go about getting rid of some of your more "popular" poster's, like Biggie, Dove, Blazor..etc...and expecting their little group to still post here? Then the management decided to start banning poster's while hoping the Tard 3 could carry this forum. Big mistake. The management thinks that Loose-Lips Lily can keep this monstrosity afloat? If you nitwits haven't noticed...Lying Lily does not do well on her own, nor can she start interesting threads. I've seen this in her "Let's write a story thread" and a myriad of other's. What you idiots fail to realize is that LameO Lily needs is combustion, because alone she's duller than Retardicus' sex life. That's where TBC group comes in. Without them, Lethargic Lily is just a piece of shit, with them she's in with other pieces of shit, soo her stench is mingled in with theirs and they end up smelling the same. The management here seems to want to purposely fuck things up.
Finally, this is what happens when you have patients running the asylum. There just aren't enough functioning brains to combat the rampant and out of control stupidity that seems to permeate through these walls. Basically there are too many tards running amok and BF has gotten rid of the some tardO killers. I'm never going to like or agree with Aryan, but he knows stupid when he reads it...right, jack? I might not think highly of Biggie Midget, but I'd much rather see him using Admin's face as a bowling pin as he prepares to finish up the session with a 300 game, thanks to Admin's redundant and left field replies. Same thing with Blazor. I'll never see eye-to-eye with that inbred redneck, but I'd rather read him than have to read jack's total suckage. jack is soo dumb that the silly fucker starts using what you just said to "him" as his own. Then depending on the moon's cycle, he'll either start demanding to know why you posted a screenshot of his house or claims that Biggie Homo is piloting your BF account. I couldn't even make this shit up, even if I fucking wanted to. And perhaps the biggest piece of evidence that the management is just as retarded as the majority of the poster's is F-at Alberticus' claim that BF should have a "right to privacy" while prank calling Biggie Tampon. Holy fuck! Does Retardicus really think everyone IS as stupid as him? I mean, really?!
P.S.-On a side note, I was informed that I left someone out who should have been included in the grouping of retards. This person would be none other than Reggie Essent. Anyways, he's another fucking dullard that was probably breast fed until the age of 30 by the same pig that birthed him. He's another annoying gnat that should have been wiped out years ago like the dinosaurs. I really wish Reggie would shut the fuck up. His constant whining and stilted prose makes me want to vomit up my Latte' or Chai Tea.
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