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<blockquote data-quote="Garraty_47" data-source="post: 880294" data-attributes="member: 1547">If this thread was a D&amp;D session:DM:&quot;And that brings us to... Reaper. Your turn mate.&quot;Reaper:&quot;I want to conjure a poast in BF bragging about how awesome I am.&quot;DM (frowning):&quot;Are you sure? Charisma is like your most dismal stat.&quot;Reaper:&quot;Oh yeah. What's the worst that can happen?&quot;DM (shrugs):&quot;Alrighty then. Roll for Persuasion.&quot;Reaper (rolls dice):&quot;Fuck. Uh...&quot;DM (facepalming):&quot;Don't tell me...&quot;Reaper:&quot;It's um. It's a One.&quot;DM&nbsp; (rolls his own dice):&quot;Okay- the poast fails, and BF retaliates with Vicious Mockery. Roll for Wisdom save.&quot;Reaper (rolls dice):&quot;WTF?!? That's not fair!&quot;DM:&quot;You didn't!&quot;Reaper:&quot;Another goddamn One!&quot;DM (sighing)(rolls dice):&quot;Wow. You're down to two hit points my dude. You should proba...&quot;Reaper:&quot;Double or nothing!&quot;DM:&quot;What does that even mean? That's not in the handbook.&quot;Reaper:&quot;If I score with my next poast they take double damage!&quot;DM (scratching his chin):&quot;Even if allow it, doesn't that mean you take double also if you miss again?&quot;Reaper:&quot;I never miss! Uh, twice.&quot;DM (shaking his head):&quot;Your call. Roll it.&quot;Reaper:&quot;<img src="https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/03/40/09/56/360_F_340095609_pwV6BNRDzpDq6WYrwApWjJg2TciPnP2S.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />&quot;DM:&quot;Sorry but- the last thing you hear are gales of derisive laughter...&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Garraty_47, post: 880294, member: 1547"] If this thread was a D&D session: DM: "And that brings us to... Reaper. Your turn mate." Reaper: "I want to conjure a poast in BF bragging about how awesome I am." DM (frowning): "Are you sure? Charisma is like your most dismal stat." Reaper: "Oh yeah. What's the worst that can happen?" DM (shrugs): "Alrighty then. Roll for Persuasion." Reaper (rolls dice): "Fuck. Uh..." DM (facepalming): "Don't tell me..." Reaper: "It's um. It's a One." DM (rolls his own dice): "Okay- the poast fails, and BF retaliates with Vicious Mockery. Roll for Wisdom save." Reaper (rolls dice): "WTF?!? That's not fair!" DM: "You didn't!" Reaper: "Another goddamn One!" DM (sighing)(rolls dice): "Wow. You're down to two hit points my dude. You should proba..." Reaper: "Double or nothing!" DM: "What does that even mean? That's not in the handbook." Reaper: "If I score with my next poast they take double damage!" DM (scratching his chin): "Even if allow it, doesn't that mean you take double also if you miss again?" Reaper: "I never miss! Uh, twice." DM (shaking his head): "Your call. Roll it." Reaper: "[IMG]https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/03/40/09/56/360_F_340095609_pwV6BNRDzpDq6WYrwApWjJg2TciPnP2S.jpg[/IMG]" DM: "Sorry but- the last thing you hear are gales of derisive laughter..." [/QUOTE]

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