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Ted Nugent Wants to Know Where the Shutdowns Were for COVID-1 Through COVID-18 — No, Really


The COVID-19 pandemic did a pretty good job showing which musicians, celebrities, friends, and family members believe in science and which prefer conspiracy theories. But on the scale that tops out around

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is in a league of his own.

Long known as the rock ‘n roll’s uncle whom you wouldn’t want to be stuck next to at the Thanksgiving table, the guitar legend and borderline right-wing extremist hit the conspiracy-friendly forum of Facebook Live (and originally transcribed by

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) yesterday to ponder one of the hardest questions for those who don’t have a basic knowledge of science or recent etymology: “Why were there no shutdowns for COVID-1 through -18?”

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[Lokmar]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

 

[Holliday Unchained]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

 

[Lokmar]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

 

[Admin.]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

Are you touching yourself right now Lokmarbator?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

this thread sucks

 

[Holliday Unchained]

this thread sucks

No more than you do, bucko.

 

[Admin.]

this thread sucks

Ewe wish!

 

[Biggie Smiles]

dance girls.

 

[Holliday Unchained]

dance girls.

Invoking your sorority won't help you, Bigly.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Suck each other off instead of you want to

 

[Holliday Unchained]

Suck each other off instead of you want to

English counts, Bigly.

..Try it.

 

[LotusBud]

Ted is such a tool. A perfect mascot for the QAINTs.

 

[Lokmar]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

Are you touching yourself right now Lokmarbator?

Does the thought turn you on, faggit. Of course it does!

 

[Admin.]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

Are you touching yourself right now Lokmarbator?

Does the thought turn you on, faggit. Of course it does!

Are you ambidextrous in that area, or are the two of you in a "committed relationship" ?

 

[Lokmar]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

Are you touching yourself right now Lokmarbator?

Does the thought turn you on, faggit. Of course it does!

Are you ambidextrous in that area, or are the two of you in a "committed relationship" ?

me and holofaggits mom or me and your mom? I dont know either one of those whores, actually. just a guess that they're whores based on u2 spewing from their skankboxes.

 

[Admin.]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

Are you touching yourself right now Lokmarbator?

Does the thought turn you on, faggit. Of course it does!

Are you ambidextrous in that area, or are the two of you in a "committed relationship" ?

me and holofaggits mom or me and your mom? I dont know either one of those whores, actually. just a guess that they're whores based on u2 spewing from their skankboxes.

wut

I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman

 

[Lokmar]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

Are you touching yourself right now Lokmarbator?

Does the thought turn you on, faggit. Of course it does!

Are you ambidextrous in that area, or are the two of you in a "committed relationship" ?

me and holofaggits mom or me and your mom? I dont know either one of those whores, actually. just a guess that they're whores based on u2 spewing from their skankboxes.

wut

I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman

Wow, thumbs up from holifaggit...he must be ready for you!

 

[Admin.]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

Are you touching yourself right now Lokmarbator?

Does the thought turn you on, faggit. Of course it does!

Are you ambidextrous in that area, or are the two of you in a "committed relationship" ?

me and holofaggits mom or me and your mom? I dont know either one of those whores, actually. just a guess that they're whores based on u2 spewing from their skankboxes.

wut

I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman

Wow, thumbs up from holifaggit...he must be ready for you!

Jaelousy don't not becum yew.

 

[Lokmar]

cuz yo mamma wasnt sukin dik in a phone booth back then! faggit!

Seriously, Loktard
You needn't feel obligated to reply.

When you are too tired or overwhelmed
..just rest.

Sure thing, faggit.

Are you touching yourself right now Lokmarbator?

Does the thought turn you on, faggit. Of course it does!

Are you ambidextrous in that area, or are the two of you in a "committed relationship" ?

me and holofaggits mom or me and your mom? I dont know either one of those whores, actually. just a guess that they're whores based on u2 spewing from their skankboxes.

wut

I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an apeman

Wow, thumbs up from holifaggit...he must be ready for you!

Jaelousy don't not becum yew.

Damn good thing I dont have it!

 

[Admin.]

Puke Emoji!

 

[Lokmar]

Puke Emoji!

Awww, major semen filled you too full, ehh, faggit?