The Prowler and Joe - Get to know each other

The Prowler

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@Joe has shown an interest in my personal life. I would like to know more about @Joe.

So I propose that we share a little bit about ourselves. We can each share about something in our lives, and the other person can share about the same subject.

I will go first:

I am married. We got married in late September 2001. Just weeks after 9/11. People were all kind of down for the few weeks leading up to our wedding, but the wedding day was wonderful. We rented a large hall in a German club and had the wedding there at 4pm and people just stayed around for the reception and dinner. We did not want people to have a long wait between the wedding and the dinner. After the ceremony we did some outdoor pictures while the rest of the guests had snacks and drinks inside. Then we had the dinner at about 6pm. We had "country style" dinner where all the food is just brought to each table and people help themselves. We had turkey and schnitzel for the meats. My wife loves turkey. And this German club is famous for its schnitzel. And we had stuffing, mashed potatoe, cranberry sauce, mixed veggies, and sauerkraut. Soup, salad, and buns too. The buns were from this German bakery in town. They are so good. It was a great meal. Then some good speeches and then a party that went to about 2 am. Open bar. About 150 guests. People let loose and had a great time. The dance floor was always packed.

Are you married @Joe?
 

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I'm no Average Joe, but I think you've started a really great thread here because it is almost as awesome as you are, fuckshmuck. Your dog is uglier than your no-longer-fucking wife, so instead of rambling nonsense about your dodgy past, tell us all about your future suicide plans...




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ass burglar ... the multi quoting spastic fucktard LOLOLOL
 

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I'm no Average Joe, but I think you've started a really great thread here because it is almost as awesome as you are, fuckshmuck. Your dog is uglier than your no-longer-fucking wife, so instead of rambling nonsense about your dodgy past, tell us all about your future suicide plans...




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Haha fuckn Captain edge spouts ten a penny lames once again... Tell me, does implying suicide is king do much for you? I know you think about death a lot, can't blame you when you look like a sun baked prune but I'm wondering why you think yourself the authority on suicide? You clearly epitomise the neighbourhood psychopath but is it intentional? Of course it is, try hard... Hahahaha! You don't fool me, you're one of those guys that goes all out at halloween eh... :facepalm: You and poof are made for each other I swear, there's a guy called DrFuckinPepper you two should meat... Hahahahahaa!
 

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Run Joe Run :LOL3:

Have you not been paying attention?

He has.

In every thread that I have engaged with him, @Joe ends up calling me names like "Big Meany" and then he runs away.

This thread has made him shit his pants because....well, you do not need to know that. This is between me and @Joe.
 

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This thread has totally discombobulated ol' Joe.

Now he's not sure what to do with the wedding dress.
 
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@Joe has avoiding this thread like Covid.

He is having a hard enough time in other threads keeping his lies straight.

He knows this thread could push him over the edge.