Things to Not Do at the Laundromat

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Post Diversity Project Volume 1, Thread 2.


1) Don't throw a few small items in with bedding - those little items like socks can get lost in sheets, and you're like - hey where's that other sock? Did I leave in in the washer, or drop it? I got away with throwing 5 pairs of socks in with 2 sets of sheets and pillow cases but it lead to some tense moments coming out of the dryer.
2) Don't comment more than once, and only casually, to the pretty young lady next to you about her good taste in undergarments. (though it's okay to do so with older or less attractive chicks because they find it flattering)
3) Do not wait in the laundromat for your wash to be done. Know how long the wash cycle and dryer cycle takes then go for a walk. Show up just as it finishes. I do this so to spend as little time with the peasants people there as possible - you never know what you might catch.

Do: Get some of that Paperbird Linen flavor detergent. Smells wonderful - excellent for bedding.
 
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