Two Days with the house to myself

[Frood]

After getting back from a three day camping trip with the youngest.

So what should I do?

Cook seafood, remain naked, drink whiskey, blast country music, or all of the above?

I could go pier fishing with a mate but that doesn't sound as fun.

Suggestions?

 

[The Cuntess]

Sleep?

 

[Joe]

After getting back from a three day camping trip with the youngest.

So what should I do?

Cook seafood, remain naked, drink whiskey, blast country music, or all of the above?

I could go pier fishing with a mate but that doesn't sound as fun.

Suggestions?

From pictures I've seen of ya, ya look like a typical worn out middle aged parent, Dinky.

 

[The Cuntess]

After getting back from a three day camping trip with the youngest.

So what should I do?

Cook seafood, remain naked, drink whiskey, blast country music, or all of the above?

I could go pier fishing with a mate but that doesn't sound as fun.

Suggestions?

From pictures I've seen of ya, ya look like a typical worn out middle aged parent, Dinky.

what does that got to do with the OP? Geez Joe

 

[Blurt]

Just Joe being Joe... never posted a selfie, endlessly comments on other people's looks.

You know what they say... Those who can't be handsome or beautiful, criticize.

Harold, here's my suggestion: spread a large canvas on the living room floor, douse or daub your naked self in gaudy gouaches and roll around on the canvas in body-painting ecstasy.

 

[Frood]

I did that last night...sort of...

...only with a wood floor, whiskey, and a hot meatball dinner from the supermarket.

 

[Murdy]

You could stand naked in front of the fridge late at night wondering why they call it almond milk and not nut juice…

like I am right now