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<blockquote data-quote="Blandscape" data-source="post: 995231" data-attributes="member: 1124">Why can't I use &quot;war&quot; as a finger-licking lollipop sucking colloquia-jism?Americans declare war on everything to justify their own imperialism, a war on drugs, a war on terrorism, a civil war, a war on hate, a war on hope, a war on profit margins, a war on socialism, a war on communism, a war on the left, a war on the right, a war on other people's expansionism, a war on contras, a war on contradiction, a war on grammatical dictatorships, a war on how many litres a toilet flush requires, a war on its own judicial institutions, a war on votes cast, a war on elections lost and most importantly of all... a war on common sense.Of course I must be fick laddie, I am here reduced to traducing you.If only I could think of this as a protracted war Courier (there might have bee sum profit in it, innit), and just not me invading your foreign shores and steamrollering over every point you make - like an incel in a Abrahams tank in the River Island ladies lingerie department in the run up to Christmas.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Blandscape, post: 995231, member: 1124"] Why can't I use "war" as a finger-licking lollipop sucking colloquia-jism? Americans declare war on everything to justify their own imperialism, a war on drugs, a war on terrorism, a civil war, a war on hate, a war on hope, a war on profit margins, a war on socialism, a war on communism, a war on the left, a war on the right, a war on other people's expansionism, a war on contras, a war on contradiction, a war on grammatical dictatorships, a war on how many litres a toilet flush requires, a war on its own judicial institutions, a war on votes cast, a war on elections lost and most importantly of all... a war on common sense. Of course I must be fick laddie, I am here reduced to traducing you. If only I could think of this as a protracted war Courier (there might have bee sum profit in it, innit), and just not me invading your foreign shores and steamrollering over every point you make - like an incel in a Abrahams tank in the River Island ladies lingerie department in the run up to Christmas. [/QUOTE]

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