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Janitor in Spain Dies After Stubbing Toe; Critics Blame Trump for "Unstable Toe Policy"
MADRID (AP) — In a bizarre and tragic turn of events, a Spanish janitor’s stubbed toe has led to his untimely death—and an unlikely culprit is being blamed: U.S. President Donald Trump. The incident, which has sparked both outrage and confusion, is being linked by critics to what they call Trump’s "Unstable Toe Policy," a scathing critique of his alleged disregard for global foot safety.
Miguel Ángel Gómez, 54, was cleaning a school in Alcalá de Henares when he stubbed his toe on a loose floor tile. The injury, initially dismissed as minor, quickly spiraled out of control. According to Dr. Elena Martínez, a local physician, Gómez developed a severe infection that led to sepsis. "It’s a tragic reminder of how even the smallest injuries can have devastating consequences," Martínez said.
However, the story took a startling turn when Spanish news outlet El Mundo Today published an article claiming that Trump’s policies were directly responsible for the incident. The piece, which has since gone viral, alleges that Trump’s 2017 decision to withdraw the U.S. from the Paris Climate Accord created a "global imbalance in floor tile stability," leading to loose tiles worldwide.
"Trump’s reckless disregard for international agreements has literally left people tripping over the consequences," wrote El Mundo Today columnist Pablo Sánchez. "This man’s toe never stood a chance."
While the claim is shocking in its import, it has gained traction among critics of the president. María López, a self-proclaimed "foot safety activist," argued that Trump’s presidency has created a "culture of instability" that extended to flooring. "When you destabilize the world, you destabilize floors," López said. "It’s basic physics."
Even Gómez’s family has joined in on the critique. "Miguel was a victim of Trump’s chaos," said his nephew, Carlos Gómez. "First, it was the walls. Now, it’s the floors. When will it end?"
Trump, for his part, has yet to comment on the incident. However, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt dismissed the accusations as "fake news" and insisted that Trump "has always been a strong advocate for toe safety." The Press Secretary also pointed to Trump’s 2018 executive order on "Hard Surfaces and Stable Floors" as evidence of his commitment to the cause—a claim fact-checkers have been unable to verify.
Meanwhile, the school where Gómez worked has vowed to address the loose tile issue. "We’re deeply saddened by this tragedy and are taking steps to ensure our floors are safe for everyone," said school principal Ana Fernández. "No one should have to fear for their toes."
As the world mourns the loss of Miguel Ángel Gómez, his death has become a rallying cry for those who believe in the importance of stable floors.
Correction: An earlier version of this article misstated the name of the satirical news outlet. It is El Mundo Today, not El Mundo.
MADRID (AP) — In a bizarre and tragic turn of events, a Spanish janitor’s stubbed toe has led to his untimely death—and an unlikely culprit is being blamed: U.S. President Donald Trump. The incident, which has sparked both outrage and confusion, is being linked by critics to what they call Trump’s "Unstable Toe Policy," a scathing critique of his alleged disregard for global foot safety.
Miguel Ángel Gómez, 54, was cleaning a school in Alcalá de Henares when he stubbed his toe on a loose floor tile. The injury, initially dismissed as minor, quickly spiraled out of control. According to Dr. Elena Martínez, a local physician, Gómez developed a severe infection that led to sepsis. "It’s a tragic reminder of how even the smallest injuries can have devastating consequences," Martínez said.
However, the story took a startling turn when Spanish news outlet El Mundo Today published an article claiming that Trump’s policies were directly responsible for the incident. The piece, which has since gone viral, alleges that Trump’s 2017 decision to withdraw the U.S. from the Paris Climate Accord created a "global imbalance in floor tile stability," leading to loose tiles worldwide.
"Trump’s reckless disregard for international agreements has literally left people tripping over the consequences," wrote El Mundo Today columnist Pablo Sánchez. "This man’s toe never stood a chance."
While the claim is shocking in its import, it has gained traction among critics of the president. María López, a self-proclaimed "foot safety activist," argued that Trump’s presidency has created a "culture of instability" that extended to flooring. "When you destabilize the world, you destabilize floors," López said. "It’s basic physics."
Even Gómez’s family has joined in on the critique. "Miguel was a victim of Trump’s chaos," said his nephew, Carlos Gómez. "First, it was the walls. Now, it’s the floors. When will it end?"
Trump, for his part, has yet to comment on the incident. However, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt dismissed the accusations as "fake news" and insisted that Trump "has always been a strong advocate for toe safety." The Press Secretary also pointed to Trump’s 2018 executive order on "Hard Surfaces and Stable Floors" as evidence of his commitment to the cause—a claim fact-checkers have been unable to verify.
Meanwhile, the school where Gómez worked has vowed to address the loose tile issue. "We’re deeply saddened by this tragedy and are taking steps to ensure our floors are safe for everyone," said school principal Ana Fernández. "No one should have to fear for their toes."
As the world mourns the loss of Miguel Ángel Gómez, his death has become a rallying cry for those who believe in the importance of stable floors.
Correction: An earlier version of this article misstated the name of the satirical news outlet. It is El Mundo Today, not El Mundo.
