What is a mock nobody?

[Seamajor]

Is it really a "misinterpretation" to run with the literal meaning of what was actually poasted, or is it simply exploiting the inadequate communication skillz of someone who desperately needs to avoid admitting their own responsibility for the results?

If you paint your car monkey-snot green and people laugh your next move probably shouldn't be to insist that the car is actually a lovely shade of blue and anyone who says otherwise is deliberately misinterpreting colors.

The laughter will only get louder.

Hardly? I feel sorry for X Coal miners with black lung, who smoke a pack a day. $ well spent

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I smoke Cuban cigars that I stole from the Castros. There is a million Cuban peso bounty on my head which is $47.25 at the current exchange rate.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Attention whores gotta attention whore I guess.

We don't have to guess, we know what you do, Jacklyn.