Would you take 60000 USD???

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Be honest here.

Lets imagine Mrs Whipple drops a nasty, fresh, cold pressie on a plate.

And a gentleman in a suit offers you 60000 USD in ca$h, just for sniffing the scat. Would you Do it?

Deep sniff for 4 seconds, and you are 60000 USD richer.

Be honest. Yes or no?
 

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Be honest here.

Lets imagine Mrs Whipple drops a nasty, fresh, cold pressie on a plate.

And a gentleman in a suit offers you 60000 USD in ca$h, just for sniffing the scat. Would you Do it?

Deep sniff for 4 seconds, and you are 60000 USD richer.

Be honest. Yes or no?
Sure, give it to me. I was the first, so its mine now!
 

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I feel like you're over there jerking off to the thought of MR.WHIPPLES steaming crap .. uh huh iT all makes sense now your infatuation with the turd .
 
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Be honest here.

Lets imagine Mrs Whipple drops a nasty, fresh, cold pressie on a plate.

And a gentleman in a suit offers you 60000 USD in ca$h, just for sniffing the scat. Would you Do it?

Deep sniff for 4 seconds, and you are 60000 USD richer.

Be honest. Yes or no?
Sure, give it to me. I was the first, so its mine now!
Wait. I might do it too. 60K in 4sec?
 

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Be honest here.

Lets imagine Mrs Whipple drops a nasty, fresh, cold pressie on a plate.

And a gentleman in a suit offers you 60000 USD in ca$h, just for sniffing the scat. Would you Do it?

Deep sniff for 4 seconds, and you are 60000 USD richer.

Be honest. Yes or no?
Sure, give it to me. I was the first, so its mine now!
Wait. I might do it too. 60K in 4sec?
I was first! Now, you do your end of the deal, I'll sniff disgusting shit for max. 4 seconds! You give me 600000 US dollars for this action.
 
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Would you still get the money if you puked everywhere?
This is. Of course a question, the DiLF commission need to consider.

Because if maxi or another contender is POWER SNIFFING the man crap and pukes , there are high cleaning cost.

Don't forget. Challenge is at Ritz Hotel. Premium. Tom Cruise is even working at the front desk

We will charge pukes cost. So at the end you get 200 dollars.
 
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Be honest here.

Lets imagine Mrs Whipple drops a nasty, fresh, cold pressie on a plate.

And a gentleman in a suit offers you 60000 USD in ca$h, just for sniffing the scat. Would you Do it?

Deep sniff for 4 seconds, and you are 60000 USD richer.

Be honest. Yes or no?
Sure, give it to me. I was the first, so its mine now!
Wait. I might do it too. 60K in 4sec?
I was first! Now, you do your end of the deal, I'll sniff disgusting shit for max. 4 seconds! You give me 600000 US dollars for this action.

But if other want. To participate? It is not about being first I guess. I am sure X is in this game too,as a professional shit sniffer. What then?
 

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Would you still get the money if you puked everywhere?
This is. Of course a question, the DiLF commission need to consider.

Because if maxi or another contender is POWER SNIFFING the man crap and pukes , there are high cleaning cost.

Don't forget. Challenge is at Ritz Hotel. Premium. Tom Cruise is even working at the front desk

We will charge pukes cost. So at the end you get 200 dollars.
What about if you sniff it then eat it ?
 

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Be honest here.

Lets imagine Mrs Whipple drops a nasty, fresh, cold pressie on a plate.

And a gentleman in a suit offers you 60000 USD in ca$h, just for sniffing the scat. Would you Do it?

Deep sniff for 4 seconds, and you are 60000 USD richer.

Be honest. Yes or no?
Sure, give it to me. I was the first, so its mine now!
Wait. I might do it too. 60K in 4sec?
I was first! Now, you do your end of the deal, I'll sniff disgusting shit for max. 4 seconds! You give me 600000 US dollars for this action.

But if other want. To participate? It is not about being first I guess. I am sure X is in this game too,as a professional shit sniffer. What then?
I claimed the 600000 us dollars. If you want tot pay someone else too, fine by me. I claimed it first, it is mine!
 
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Would you still get the money if you puked everywhere?
This is. Of course a question, the DiLF commission need to consider.

Because if maxi or another contender is POWER SNIFFING the man crap and pukes , there are high cleaning cost.

Don't forget. Challenge is at Ritz Hotel. Premium. Tom Cruise is even working at the front desk

We will charge pukes cost. So at the end you get 200 dollars.
What about if you sniff it then eat it ?

Hmm. I know that @Fred Jones , @Mr. Whipple @Holliday and @x are heavy into munching male scat. But a bonus of 75000 USD is surely included.

This is for entertainment purposes only.
 

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here you go you filthy FAG ....you'd lick this for a bag of beer nuts...frigging oddball
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Not even if I was starving to death. Whipple eats Caca
He is offering you 60,000 US Dollars... In cash, so no taxes.... 60,000 US Dollars....
I have standards amigo. No Whipple or his caca
You can sniff it and then gove me the 60K?

Sniff, or breath it yourself. Would you live in a septic tank for $200,000?
200K?
I've been around some rank things in my time. In the heat, too.
A septic tank might be a step up. Might, mind ya'.
 

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Not even if I was starving to death. Whipple eats Caca
He is offering you 60,000 US Dollars... In cash, so no taxes.... 60,000 US Dollars....
I have standards amigo. No Whipple or his caca
You can sniff it and then gove me the 60K?
Sniff, or breath it yourself. Would you live in a septic tank for $200,000?
200K?
I've been around some rank things in my time. In the heat, too.
A septic tank might be a step up. Might, mind ya'.
You'll die in it. Unless it's unused of course, but then I would also consider it....
 

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Not even if I was starving to death. Whipple eats Caca
He is offering you 60,000 US Dollars... In cash, so no taxes.... 60,000 US Dollars....
I have standards amigo. No Whipple or his caca
You can sniff it and then gove me the 60K?
Sniff, or breath it yourself. Would you live in a septic tank for $200,000?
200K?
I've been around some rank things in my time. In the heat, too.
A septic tank might be a step up. Might, mind ya'.
You'll die in it. Unless it's unused of course, but then I would also consider it....
The outcome wouldn't be good, that's true.
 
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Not even if I was starving to death. Whipple eats Caca
He is offering you 60,000 US Dollars... In cash, so no taxes.... 60,000 US Dollars....
I have standards amigo. No Whipple or his caca
You can sniff it and then gove me the 60K?
Sniff, or breath it yourself. Would you live in a septic tank for $200,000?
200K?
I've been around some rank things in my time. In the heat, too.
A septic tank might be a step up. Might, mind ya'.
You'll die in it. Unless it's unused of course, but then I would also consider it....
The outcome wouldn't be good, that's true.
Would you participate?
 

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Sniff, or breath it yourself. Would you live in a septic tank for $200,000?

Are you kidding,,he will pay you what ever you ask to play in your septic tank !
 

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Not even if I was starving to death. Whipple eats Caca
He is offering you 60,000 US Dollars... In cash, so no taxes.... 60,000 US Dollars....
I have standards amigo. No Whipple or his caca
You can sniff it and then gove me the 60K?
Sniff, or breath it yourself. Would you live in a septic tank for $200,000?
200K?
I've been around some rank things in my time. In the heat, too.
A septic tank might be a step up. Might, mind ya'.
You'll die in it. Unless it's unused of course, but then I would also consider it....
The outcome wouldn't be good, that's true.
Would you participate?
Nope.
 
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Not even if I was starving to death. Whipple eats Caca
He is offering you 60,000 US Dollars... In cash, so no taxes.... 60,000 US Dollars....
I have standards amigo. No Whipple or his caca
You can sniff it and then gove me the 60K?
Sniff, or breath it yourself. Would you live in a septic tank for $200,000?
200K?
I've been around some rank things in my time. In the heat, too.
A septic tank might be a step up. Might, mind ya'.
You'll die in it. Unless it's unused of course, but then I would also consider it....
The outcome wouldn't be good, that's true.
Would you participate?
Nope.
Why??
 

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Not even if I was starving to death. Whipple eats Caca
He is offering you 60,000 US Dollars... In cash, so no taxes.... 60,000 US Dollars....
I have standards amigo. No Whipple or his caca
You can sniff it and then gove me the 60K?
Sniff, or breath it yourself. Would you live in a septic tank for $200,000?
200K?
I've been around some rank things in my time. In the heat, too.
A septic tank might be a step up. Might, mind ya'.
You'll die in it. Unless it's unused of course, but then I would also consider it....
The outcome wouldn't be good, that's true.
Would you participate?
Nope.
Why??
Because I'm good.