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I bet some children held you down and pulled your beard and that’s why you hate kids

My man knows he is irrational lol. He is aware of himself. He is pretty dramatic too. He all but had a heart attacked because there was...

I guess there’s no room around his prostrate. I see an envy war starting among the saps

I can donate some Gary. Tractor Ass seems attracted to 300 pounders. If ya play your cards right, you could be another one.

Waiting Weep.

It was Stubby, another 300 Puerto Rican break dancer who sent her to the moon

I always thought one would want to generate a positive first meeting, even if that means wearing dentures when one meets the homeowner...

Fair. I just hate that shit. Maybe I'll do it in sections and cover it with a tarp or something so im not laying in bed thinking about...

Bingo Joe.

Exactly.

Not unless the kids made a substantial donation to his "Presidential Library"

That's very sweet. Not to be political or anything, but can you ever imagine Donny and Melania ever doing any such thing?

Oops sorry, autocorrect changed Obama to Trump weirdly enough. obama-barack-michelle-presidential-center-library Ragey, I'm...

X!! Lets talk about that EMAIL!!!

Add in a giant fart with leaky consequences