Just pre-planing the night out and thinking what menu you would go fer...
Start with out of date goats milk as an aperitif .
Then sun dried olives with sun dried dates and the main course is sun dried fish with a side order of sun dried tomato's.[food expert chew here]
Pick a nice wine...
I'd go for date palm wine.[wine expert chew here]
Jeanie dressed to kill by herself and Eve with either a sexy toga or the new all nude look.
The new all nude look has been selling well in the shops so Eve will probably try to out dress you.
Adam is rooting for Eve in this fashion showdown so I'll do the right thing and root for a fellow Bastard.
See what fashion items you have in your wardrobe but if you can't come up with a killer piece then definitely go with the nude look. It's been fashionable for a long time and should suit you.[fashion expert chew here]
Music by the John the Baptist Five.
Limo's supplied by uChariot.
The Red carpet is supplied by Habib's Magic Carpets.
Protection supplied by Judas Escariot.[we can nail any job]
Your special waiter for the night is chew the fat...recommend very highly to us by chew the fat.
[disclaimer = dear lord please don't strike me down dead for I know not what I do.]