Fempocalypse!!

[Aylana]

I woke up to a blowjob, this is the last time I fall asleep on the subway with my mouth open.

 

[Frood]

Talk about bitter, little dicked incel vibes. @Harry McKnackers

Well, I did mention your Antifa peeps, so....

You're not even posting coherent replies, maybe you should take a break grandpa.

Are you post titties yet??

You don't want to see those.... they're like two waterlogged buckwheat pancakes in a floral print mumu girdle...

 

[Sindy666]

I got my dick sucked this morning

Just figured I'd throw that out there

Oh yeah, and then I told her to get lost.

minor detail

Sounds like a lot of overcompensation... I'm sure it impresses all your homo guy friends but women see right through you.

 

[Frood]

I got my dick sucked this morning

Just figured I'd throw that out there

Oh yeah, and then I told her to get lost.

minor detail

Sounds like a lot of overcompensation... I'm sure it impresses all your homo guy friends but women see right through you.

^^^ now with added homophobic bigotry.... :facepalm:

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I got my dick sucked this morning

Just figured I'd throw that out there

Oh yeah, and then I told her to get lost.

minor detail

Sounds like a lot of overcompensation... I'm sure it impresses all your homo guy friends but women see right through you.

I know right?

you'd think I'd have grown out of it by now, but nope, 25 years later and I still throw them out when I'm done

 

[Sindy666]

^^^ now with added homophobic bigotry.... :facepalm:

Looks like I'm going to fit right in here.

 

[Sindy666]

I know right?

you'd think I'd have grown out of it by now, but nope, 25 years later and I still throw them out when I'm done

Still overcompensating... I get it, you have your purple penis man image to uphold...

 

[Frood]

^^^ now with added homophobic bigotry.... :facepalm:

Looks like I'm going to fit right in here.

Actually, no.... there aren't many people who are full on bigoted as much as you are.... as evidenced in this single thread.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Still overcompensating...

No ma'am, I did not tip the uber driver

fuck that, they charged me enough to get this bitch outta my hair

 

[TheHaze]

I got my dick sucked this morning

Just figured I'd throw that out there

Oh yeah, and then I told her to get lost.

minor detail

What's his name big guy

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I got my dick sucked this morning

Just figured I'd throw that out there

Oh yeah, and then I told her to get lost.

minor detail

What's his name big guy

I bet somewhere under a rock you thought that was funny?

 

[Seamajor]

Look trampy, face the FACTS, a woman like you only attracts the pump and dump. Its too late for you cause you've gotten to the point where you've aged like moldy cheese. Muh dik werks just fine BTW ya bitter hag.

Only a real shitbag would speak to any woman the way you did here. I feel sorry for any woman in your life.

Ok, fag hag....

Really DD?

 

[Seamajor]

Quick question. Is this a neutral thread, or another free for all?

 

[Sindy666]

No ma'am, I did not tip the uber driver

fuck that, they charged me enough to get this bitch outta my hair

First you threw her out and then you bought her an Uber, can't even keep your made-up blowjob story straight. The only action you got this morning purple peewee was your hand...

 

[Frood]

No ma'am, I did not tip the uber driver

fuck that, they charged me enough to get this bitch outta my hair

First you threw her out and then you bought her an Uber, can't even keep your made-up blowjob story straight. The only action you got this morning purple peewee was your hand...

Ok, Ursula the Chipmunk Mouthed Sea Crone....

 

[Sindy666]

Ok, Ursula the Chipmunk Mouthed Sea Crone....

How cute of you to front for your purple penis friend, maybe if you act tough enough you two poofters can stroke each other off.

 

[Frood]

Ok, Ursula the Chipmunk Mouthed Sea Crone....

How cute of you to front for your purple penis friend, maybe if you act tough enough you two poofters can stroke each other off.

Control your hateful bigotry, Soy Boy Fluffer...

 

[Biggie Smiles]

No ma'am, I did not tip the uber driver

fuck that, they charged me enough to get this bitch outta my hair

First you threw her out and then you bought her an Uber, can't even keep your made-up blowjob story straight. The only action you got this morning purple peewee was your hand...

My apologies forthcoming if I made the sequence of events too difficult for you to understand

Here, let me build a quick timeline for you.

I bust a nut around 9:30am. She gets out of bed and heads to the bathroom at approximately 9:45am after some small talk & me pretending I care what she has to say. 9:46am I call Uber while she's busy brushing her teeth. At approximately 10:00am right around the time the Uber driver texts me that he's 5 minutes out I inform her that she has to leave

SHe's out the door by approximately 10:15am

Simple enough for you, or do we need some crayons and stick figures?

Let me know, I'm here to serve

 

[Murdy]

there it is; the knock out punch

These soy sluts have no introspection...

you have zero room to talk, force your girlfriend to have an abortion PIG

 

[Sindy666]

So purple peter man forced his gf to have an abortion? I just have a hard time believing he ever had a girlfriend.

 

[Breakfall]

So purple peter man forced his gf to have an abortion? I just have a hard time believing he ever had a girlfriend.

What the hell are you talking about you silly little man!?

 

[Bastard Factory]

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