Posers - They are the Worst!!!

[Darthinia Von Vader]

You dance when you are made to dance. Yeah, I be just an ol withered up organ grinder, and you be my monkey.

so you tried to rape a monkey and the monkey fight you off and grinded up your balls and you can't dance now? its all making sense to me

 

[Lily]

I don’t look at Oak how I look at most people on here. Call it a Latina bond, I guess. Same with Biggie. Brown people should stick together.

Well, we are up against bigots like Hollihate.

 

[The New Holliday]

I don’t look at Oak how I look at most people on here. Call it a Latina bond, I guess. Same with Biggie. Brown people should stick together.

Right, because you're racists, and that's your bond, but nonetheless you hate each other. Yeah, I totally get that.

 

[Lily]

Right, because you're racists, and that's your bond, but nonetheless you hate each other. Yeah, I totally get that.

I don't hate Flea. I disagree with her on some things.

 

[The New Holliday]

You're the one all upset with me over nothing. You're the conductor of the butthurt train. Whooo Whooo

Oh stop - I'm not upset with you. I've know exactly who you are from day one - literally the first day on Vapor's board. Now, I'm making fun of you as I have all the intervening years and you can't stop yourself from coming back to gobble more and more shitty bait. Try to stop yourself. I'll wait.

 

[Lily]

Oh stop - I'm not upset with you. I've know exactly who you are from day one - literally the first day on Vapor's board. Now, I'm making fun of you as I have all the intervening years and you can't stop yourself from coming back to gobble more and more shitty bait. Try to stop yourself. I'll wait.

You are upset. You hate me so much you wanted me to call you. I did and I didn't like who you were. What we see on the board is what you are.

You tried to get me to call you again at a later date, maybe a year or two later. I declined. It's not my fault you can't take rejection from a "brown" person.

 

[The Countess]

Right, because you're racists, and that's your bond, but nonetheless you hate each other. Yeah, I totally get that.

You made fun of everything Mexican about me for years, you dirty old man. Quit playing

 

[Aylana]

Oh stop - I'm not upset with you. I've know exactly who you are from day one - literally the first day on Vapor's board. Now, I'm making fun of you as I have all the intervening years and you can't stop yourself from coming back to gobble more and more shitty bait. Try to stop yourself. I'll wait.

You probably spit out your dentures and try to give yourself a blowjob with them, that's how sexually repressed you sound on the forum.

 

[Lily]

You made fun of everything Mexican about me for years, you dirty old man. Quit playing

He absolutely hates Mexicans and other Latinos. We took his jawbs.

 

[The New Holliday]

You are upset. You hate me so much you wanted me to call you. I did and I didn't like who you were. What we see on the board is what you are.

You tried to get me to call you again at a later date, maybe a year or two later. I declined. It's not my fault you can't take rejection from a "brown" person.

LoLz - Oak - I cut you off. And that is off board history. See what you do? That's you, and that's why you got cut off. It wasn't even because you're a fat pig. It's because you are a shitty person. Just because you could be a planet in size does not mean everything revolves around you. That's the issue with you.

Oh - and it was you who wanted me to call - Spoon gave me the message and your number. That's the facts.
..And I cut you off because of who YOU were.
You got fat person syndrome - that's a real thing you know.

 

[Lily]

LoLz - Oak - I cut you off. And that is off board history. See what you do? That's you, and that's why you got cut off. It wasn't even because you're a fat pig. It's because you are a shitty person. Just because you could be a planet in size does not mean everything revolves around you. That's the issue with you.

Oh - and it was you who wanted me to call - Spoon gave me the message and your number. That's the facts.
..And I cut you off because of who YOU were.
You got fat person syndrome - that's a real thing you know.

No, those are the convoluted fantasies in your head. Please don't drag Spoon into your lies and sully his memory. He deserves better.

What's your syndrome? Ain't got laid in 30 years because women hate me syndrome?

 

[The New Holliday]

I'll wait.

Well that was a short wait. Hey, you full yet? Are you ever?

 

[Lily]

Well that was a short wait. Hey, you full yet? Are you ever?

I'm sure you want me to stop. You don't like hearing the truth. I'll stop when I'm good and ready, Hollihate.

 

[The New Holliday]

You made fun of everything Mexican about me for years, you dirty old man. Quit playing

Link? I thought you were Puerto Rican.

 

[Lily]

Link? I thought you were Puerto Rican.

That's because you're a pendejo.

 

[The New Holliday]

I'm sure you want me to stop. You don't like hearing the truth. I'll stop when I'm good and ready, Hollihate.

But you can't stop, can you. click click click, you love hearing yourself type.
..I'll give you another chance. Go ahead, try to stop yourself. I'll wait.

 

[Lily]

But you can't stop, can you. click click click, you love hearing yourself type.
..I'll give you another chance. Go ahead, try to stop yourself. I'll wait.

You think you're going to influence what I choose to do?

You're the one with the beef and you're the one melting down.

I'm the one pushing back on your shit. Don't like it, too bad.

 

[The New Holliday]

You think you're going to influence what I choose to do?

See? Want to try again?
.. This is who you are, Oak. You never change. Oooo lookitchew - yer a big time troll.
Clean up on Aisle Oak. Bucket and mop brigade.
Shitty bait for Oak. Try to resist it.

 

[Lily]

See? Want to try again?
.. This is who you are, Oak. You never change. Oooo lookitchew - yer a big time troll.
Clean up on Aisle Oak. Bucket and mop brigade.
Shitty bait for Oak. Try to resist it.

I'm not trolling. I'm not putting up with your misogyny and bigotry. You lonely pig.

 

[The New Holliday]

I'm not trolling. I'm not putting up with your misogyny and bigotry. You lonely pig.

Man, less than a minute - I'm glad fish aren't this easy to catch. Where would be the challenge?

Try again? Hatshitspoop?

 

[Lily]

Man, less than a minute - I'm glad fish aren't this easy to catch. Where would be the challenge?

Try again? Hatshitspoop?

You need attention? I'll give you all the attention you need.

Ugly
Assholish
Nasty
Lonely
Unliked
Pig

 

[The New Holliday]

You need attention? I'll give you all the attention you need.

Ugly
Assholish
Nasty
Lonely
Unliked
Pig

Care to buy another ticket?
..Toss the ping-pong ball in the fish bowl and win a goldfish.

This lady is spending a dollar a minute. Oak can't stop herself.

 

[Lily]

Care to buy another ticket?
..Toss the ping-pong ball in the fish bowl and win a goldfish.

This lady is spending a dollar a minute. Oak can't stop herself.

I don't want to stop myself. But bitch, here you are with me.

 

[The New Holliday]

I don't want to stop myself.

That's what people say when they can't stop themselves. Care to try again?
I'll wait.

Dance, monkey, dance.

 

[Lily]

That's what people say when they can't stop themselves. Care to try again?
I'll wait.

I'll still give you the attention you need. Let's calling it pity posting.

 

[The New Holliday]

I'll still give you the attention you need. Let's calling it pity posting.

Well, I don't want to take up all of your busy troll time, Oak. That would be selfish.

Last call for shitty irresistible bait.
You ain't the only monkey in the sea, ya know.

 

[Lily]

Well, I don't want to take up all of your busy troll time, Oak. That would be selfish.

Last call for shitty irresistible bait.
You ain't the only monkey in the sea, ya know.

Pity posting is okay with me.

 

[The New Holliday]

Pity posting is okay with me.

See! I knew it - you couldn't stop yourself.
.. All you had to do is not reply to prove you aren't my dancing monkey, but you couldn't stop dancing to the music.
..then again - this is your life. Make sure to pick up all of the change, monkeygirl.

 

[Lily]

See! I knew it - you couldn't stop yourself.
.. All you had to do is not reply to prove you aren't my dancing monkey, but you couldn't stop dancing to the music.
..then again - this is your life. Make sure to pick up all of the change, monkeygirl.

pity post

 

[The Prowler]

I said Siren would dump HFB