The Ambiguously Gay Duo

[Lily]

I want to give them a proper welcome. They seem to have appeared/reappeared(?) around the election.

I don't think we've acknowledged them. Welcome Ace & Gary, aka @Jim Beam and @Courier Six. You two are clearly very closely allied. I believe it's in more ways than one.

Won't you join me folks?

 

[Admin.]

You two make a couple, count your blessings

 

[Courier 6]

So do you two: a femboi and his aurochs.

Also, as noted, @Lily can't decide whether she's an ally or a fag-basher. Guess she only likes the groomer variety.

 

[Admin.]

So do you two: a femboi and his aurochs.

Also, as noted, @Lily can't decide whether she's an ally or a fag-basher. Guess she only likes the groomer variety.

So which one of you is the girl?

 

[Courier 6]

So which one of you is the girl?

You're the boi. @Lily is the aurochs.

 

[Courier 6]

 

[Admin.]

You're the boi. @Lily is the aurochs.

Aurochs is that one of your Pokémon friends?

 

[Courier 6]

Aurochs is that one of your Pokémon friends?

Yup! You're an ignoramus. Ya don't know shit about shit. Thanks for proving it again. :)

 

[Admin.]

Yup! You're an ignoramus. Ya don't know shit about shit. Thanks for proving it again. :)

Settle your gay little head.

 

[Courier 6]

Settle your gay little head.

You should get mad. Get 'Cave Johnson' mad. Until you cause yourself to suffer a brain-bleed. I want you to get so angry that you burst a blood vessel.

 

[Admin.]

You should get mad. Get 'Cave Johnson' mad. Until you cause yourself to suffer a brain-bleed. I want you to get so angry that you burst a blood vessel.

 

[Courier 6]

Of course that's all you've got.

 

[Admin.]

Of course that's all you've got.

May I offer you a tissue?

 

[Courier 6]

May I offer you a tissue?

Sorry, but you're going to have to earn a status from which to be condescending before anyone's going to take it seriously coming from you.

 

[Lily]

Sorry, but you're going to have to earn a status from which to be condescending before anyone's going to take it seriously coming from you.

Are you Ace or Gary?

 

[Admin.]

Sorry, but you're going to have to earn a status from which to be condescending before anyone's going to take it seriously coming from you.

TAGDR

 

[Courier 6]

Are you Ace or Gary?

Lost the ability to read, I see. 'Cause the username is right here next to this post.

 

[Lily]

Lost the ability to read, I see. 'Cause the username is right here next to this post.

Poor job deflecting, homo.

 

[Alticus]

He looks like Morgan Freeman.

 

[Courier 6]

Poor job deflecting, homo.

Nobody cares about you, Crotchsquatch. :)

 

[Lily]

Nobody cares about you, Crotchsquatch. :)

I don't need anyone to care about me on a forum. Is that what you seek, someone to care about you? That's pretty pathetic, faggot.

 

[Admin.]

Nobody cares about you, Crotchsquatch. :)

There’s no reason for you to be so self loathing and homophobic

 

[Admin.]

Nobody cares about you, Crotchsquatch. :)

That is such a gay cliche

 

[Lily]

That is such a gay cliche

They do fear the female crotch.

 

[The New Holliday]

Love will keep them together. (I guess)

Their theme song:

 

[Jim Beam]

My little sniveling snowflakes get so angry when presented with competent arguments they lack the brain pan to refute.

 

[The New Holliday]

My little sniveling snowflakes get so angry

Do you keep your sniveling snowflakes in your undies wiff yer bwains?
. Do you get a rash when they are angry?

 

[Courier 6]

They do fear the female crotch.

The female crotch, no. But a mung jungle requiring a machete, a diver's bell, and a pygmy guide to navigate, yes, as any sane person would.

 

[Courier 6]

There’s no reason for you to be so self loathing and homophobic

Do you shit in potted plants? You seem like the kind of boi who shits in potted plants.

 

[Jim Beam]

Do you shit in potted plants? You seem like the kind of boi who shits in potted plants.

He doesn't seem to get out of the house much. He's always here

and most days he's there humping my posts with either inane replies or silly emojis.

I kind of feel sorry for him.