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[The Prowler]

High school was rough for me.

Between playing on the football team and playing on the hockey team, I kept getting bullied.


(I think you people forget how high school hierarchy works....)

 

[Admin.]

High school was rough for me.

Between playing on the football team and playing on the hockey team, I kept getting bullied.


(I think you people forget how high school hierarchy works....)

Stop it, nobody cares about you. Go torture some hospice patients.

 

[Lily]

Stop it, nobody cares about you. Go torture some hospice patients.

I suppose waterboys are official team members.

 

[Admin.]

I suppose waterboys are official team members.

Somebody has to service the real men of sports.

 

[The Prowler]

I played flanker on offense and cornerback on defense on the football team. Two time Champions while I played.

And I played center in hockey. I forget, but probably second line because I was defensively minded and always a two-way player.

 

[Admin.]

I played flanker on offense and cornerback on defense on the football team. Two time Champions while I played.

And I played center in hockey. I forget, but probably second line because I was defensively minded and always a two-way player.

I heard you were voted the best tight end in the locker room!

 

[Lily]

I heard you were voted the best tight end in the locker room!

The delusions. No offense, it's football in CANADA.

Now if he said he was the best tapper of maple syrup in Canada, I might believe that.

 

[The Prowler]

No offense, it's football in CANADA.

So many Americans are so sheltered. They have no idea about other parts of the world.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I heard you were voted the best tight end in the locker room!

Were you the judge?

 

[No One]

 

[X]

The fuck is that??
Save those poor kids, somebody … ffs

 

[No One]

They adopted those kids and made videos for other gays. Sick stuffs.

 

[X]

They adopted those kids and made videos for other gays. Sick stuffs.

Fucking degenerates

 

[Jack]

Fucking degenerates

They truly are

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[No One]

They shouldn't ever be allowed to adopt kids.

 

[Jack]

They shouldn't ever be allowed to adopt kids.

They may have fooled everyone, but they're in jail for the rest of their lives, and you know what happens to people like that in jail.

 

[X]

They may have fooled everyone, but they're in jail for the rest of their lives, and you know what happens to people like that in jail.

People like you bum stab them ?

 

[Jack]

People like you bum stab them ?

No. Never been to jail in this lifetime, but pedos become victims of the same thing they do to kids in prison.

And they deserve it. Filthy degenerates.

 

[Fredricka]

High school was rough for me.

Between playing on the football team and playing on the hockey team, I kept getting bullied.


(I think you people forget how high school hierarchy works....)

Only posh girls play hockey here in England

 

[Admin.]

Only posh girls play hockey here in England

Yowler has two genders

 

[X]

Only posh girls play hockey here in England

Hi, ice hockey?

 

[Fredricka]

Hi, ice hockey?

Hi, no he said hockey, ie big gym knickers and hockey skirt

 

[X]

Hi, no he said hockey, ie big gym knickers and hockey skirt

Ahhh, he’s a Canadian and when he says hockey I believe he means ice hockey if that matters

 

[X]

What breed of dog was to be the victim?

 

[Admin.]

Yowler has two genders

Don’t bitch to me, he said it.

 

[Lily]

What breed of dog was to be the victim?

 

[Fredricka]

Ahhh, he’s a Canadian and when he says hockey I believe he means ice hockey if that matters

OK, then this Prowler needs to be more exact because now I'm thinking of him in a hockey skirt

 

[Admin.]

OK, then this Prowler needs to be more exact because now I'm thinking of him in a hockey skirt

I see Howler as more like a poorly socialized Yorkshire Terrier

 

[Fredricka]

I see Howler as more like a poorly socialized Yorkshire Terrier

I imagine him as some round headed dog, a boxer maybe or staffy

 

[Lily]

I see Howler as more like a poorly socialized Yorkshire Terrier

I just think the suggestion of male pattern baldness is reminiscent of him.