I feel sorry for you if that's the best you've got.
I feel sorry for those who have to live with you.
Scenario 1).
**You at the drive thru at Chik-fil-A, on your three wheeled bicycle commonly referred to as a tricycle**
You: Yea. Hello. Can I get a get a crispy deluxe sandwich, and I want to substitute the chicken for a hamburger patty.
An awkward moment of silence.
Drive Thru Guy: Sir, we don't have any beef products on our menu.
You: That's fine, then can I just substitute the chicken patty for the fried fish patty?
Scenario 2).
**You posting in the change your name thread**
11/12/2024
You: Hey Bat-turd Faggotry, I wanna change my name from, The Bicycle With No Seat to I-Wanna-Suck-Every-Single-Cock-Out-Here-Except-Murdy's. Tank you.
11/17/2024
You: Hey Bitching Factory, I wanna change my name from I-Wanna-Suck-Every-Cock-Out-Here-Except-Murdy's to The Rainbow Colored Skunk. Thanks.
12/1/2024
You: Hey Bloated Faggot, I wanna change my name from The Rainbow Colored Skunk to The Last Anal Hair 3000. K? Thanks.
1/4/2025
You: Hey Busted Fairy, I wanna change my name from The Last Anal Hair 3000 to a more normal name. I know I've changed my name 1,723 times this past year alone, but this time I'll keep it for more than 19 weeks. Please!? K? Can you change my name to a name that is clear and to the point with no ambiguity. I would like my name to be changed to Edgar! No. Sorry, that will confuse most of 12 members here as to what gender I am. Let's see, oh okay, can you change my name to "The Question?" K? Thanks.
Need I fucking go on with your retarded antics around here? You're like a little school girl skipping along thinking that everything you do is cute, all the while some members here would like to test out the theory to see if they can slap the stupid out of someone (you) with an aluminum bat.