Have You Gotten Your Tax Return?

[Flynn]

Just like the title says folks.

How many of you insipid leeching fucks are waiting with abated breath for your tax returns to pay bills, that should have been paid off last year?

Many people use their I.R.S. Tax returns for a myriad of things...vacations, home improvement, paying off bills, etc. I want to know what the netizens here will be using theirs for.

As for myself, unfortunately I owe and won't be getting a nice little nifty tax return. Had I gotten one, I would most likely kept it in the bank to have it earn interest.

 

[Flynn]

Jack said:

Why yes Flynn, I have. I used all $36 of it on a cheap dildo and some Astro Glide.

 

[Fredricka]

Just like the title says folks.

How many of you insipid leeching fucks are waiting with abated breath for your tax returns to pay bills, that should have been paid off last year?

Many people use their I.R.S. Tax returns for a myriad of things...vacations, home improvement, paying off bills, etc. I want to know what the netizens here will be using theirs for.

As for myself, unfortunately I owe and won't be getting a nice little nifty tax return. Had I gotten one, I would most likely kept it in the bank to have it earn interest.

Doa

 

[Flynn]

Doa

Just like your English.

 

[Flynn]

X said:

I have not received mine yet. Maybe it's because I claimed 9 of my pot plants as children.

 

[Worksman]

You don't get a tax return, you get a tax refund, which is nothing more than what you overpaid to the government as an interest free loan that they're now giving back to you.

Financially savvy individuals do their tax planning in such a way that they don't make this mistake and earn interest every year on their own money rather than giving it away to the government.

 

[Flynn]

The Question said:

I got a fat tax return today!

Now I can go-ahead and get the first out of thirty-seven sex change operations I've been dreaming of.

 

[Flynn]

RealGrimm said:

I got my tax return and wanted to kill myself.

 

[Flynn]

The Prowler said:

I got mine! I got mine! Haha! Lily The Leaker! Now, I can buy that real hair piece made up of Admin's anal hairs.

 

[Flynn]

Admin said:

When I get my tax return, I will go to Costco and buy all the cawks they have for sale.

 

[Flynn]

Alticus said:

I have a right to privacy, even though I haven't filed a return in over 19 years. Now leave me alone! I need privacy. I'm about to call Biggie.

 

[Flynn]

Fredericka said:

Where I am from we don't make enough to file what is it you call it? I make 1.2 cents an hour licking the shit off the boots of the upper class, here in Beirut.

 

[Flynn]

Aryan said:

You first need a job. I'd rather play with my wrestling dolls and talk shit on the internet all day.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I haven't gotten a tax return in decades. I just pay so the Democrat leeches can pay each other with my money.

 

[Flynn]

I haven't gotten a tax return in decades. I just pay so the Democrat leeches can pay each other with my money.

Translation:

I too am lazy. I live in a government funded flat and I too sit on the internet all day hitting on females.

 

[Flynn]

UncleDiLF said:

Hiiiiiiii! Now I can gets my aids killer cannon! You faggots and father fuckers will dieeeeeeee!!!

 

[Adam]

 

[X]

Funny thread LOL
no wonder they dislike you, being better does that to peeps

 

[Fredricka]

X doesn't care if its grandad pants, he just wants in

 

[X]

X doesn't care if its grandad pants, he just wants in

 

[X]

When I get my $$ I’m gonna seek genitalia herpes treatment

 

[Fredricka]

The catfished by a grandad and falling in love with him truth hurts I guess

 

[X]

The catfished by a grandad and falling in love with him truth hurts I guess

Could you link me to this story please? Don’t rush, you can finish sucking off that camel

 

[Fredricka]

Could you link me to this story please? Don’t rush, you can finish sucking off that camel

You should be thanking me, not getting pissy. You ungrateful toerag :( :)

 

[X]

You should be thanking me, not getting pissy. You ungrateful toerag :( :)

All I wanted to see was a link… it’s not like I asked you to share that camel cock

 

[Fredricka]

All I wanted to see was a link… it’s not like I asked you to share that camel cock

The grandad love is all over the board, it's also ingrained in all our memories

 

[X]

The grandad love is all over the board, it's also ingrained in all our memories

Silly, that feeling in your memories is camel jizz
BAHAAHAHHAHAHAA

 

[Fredricka]

You getting tired? Maybe you're due your GRANDAD nap. Tee hee

 

[X]

You getting tired? Maybe you're due your GRANDAD nap. Tee hee

Tee hee ????
What’re you? A camel sucking Micheal Jackson HAHAHAHAHAA

 

[realgrimm]

my free online tax filing app (Turbo Tax Intuit) doesn't allow me to file till second week of March, got my T5s ready ,so choke on dix @Flynn