Attention: Fredericka's Picture Unveiling Wil Be In The Shoubox At Promptly 7 pm.

[Lily]

Where is the George from Pizza Hut/Martini pottycast, Damn you, you have stolen my dreams and my joy with your empty words.

I may have to do a vocaroo recording in an attempt to simulate a Martini - George from Pizza Hut podcast.

I might be a bit. I'll have to order clothes pins to pinch my nipples to mimic Martini's shrieks and the banshee's wails.

 

[Lily]

I think you should reconsider if you ever considered another hobby. Have you considered speed crochet?

lmfao

aaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I don’t know how you have not put Jack on ignore. He’s another Alticus. Only worse

Because I can spank that tard while I'm sleeping.

 

[Fredricka]

Sure. If you have no life off these forums

Not much going on over there, sometimes I'm only there a few seconds

 

[Blandscape]

Not so much lion heart, more lion scat.

 

[Jack]

Because I can spank that tard while I'm sleeping.

You call it your "tard"?

 

[Lily]

What's that gotta do with you giving me $1000?

You forget the connection? Not a good sign PeePeePawPaw.

Remember you will leave for $1000?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I saw you levitate your worth aeons ago!

That's nice Blandy!

How long does it take you to order a meal delivery on the phone?

Do you get hung up on because they think you're drunk?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I may have to do a vocaroo recording in an attempt to simulate a Martini - George from Pizza Hut podcast.

I might be a bit. I'll have to order clothes pins to pinch my nipples to mimic Martini's shrieks and the banshee's wails.

I can't wait.

Will there be alot of "Moos" and "Bellowing?"

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You call it your "tard"?

Did you get lost in mid post again?

 

[Blandscape]

That's nice Blandy!

How long does it take you to order a meal delivery on the phone?

Do you get hung up on because they think you're drunk?

Of course I’m drunk all the time, and still smarter than you.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You forget the connection? Not a good sign PeePeePawPaw.

Remember you will leave for $1000?

Yes.

I will leave if your highness were to fork over $1000 USD.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Of course I’m drunk all the time, and still smarter than you.

I dunno about that, mate.

A so-called smart person wouldn't give me the time of day.

Try again!

You're soo cute when you try to hurt me feelings.

 

[Blandscape]

Say something nice to me George from Pizza Hut, or I will be forced to up my game while lowering my standards.

 

[Blandscape]

You forget the connection? Not a good sign PeePeePawPaw.

Remember you will leave for $1000?

I will give her 10 bucks just to say something interesting.

 

[Lily]

I can't wait.

Will there be alot of "Moos" and "Bellowing?"

Shrieks and wails. Go back and read it again. I'm sorry I typed it too fast.

 

[Blandscape]

George from Pizza Hut, the Goderator.

 

[Lily]

Yes.

I will leave if your highness were to fork over $1000 USD.

Right, so I then said I don't care if you're here.

Caught up now? I don't get paid for schooling you remedial posters.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I will give her 10 bucks just to say something interesting.

C'mon now Blandsauce, you can pony up a little more than that!

Say 500 Euro?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Say something nice to me George from Pizza Hut, or I will be forced to up my game while lowering my standards.

You're still alive?

 

[Blandscape]

C'mon now Blandsauce, you can pony up a little more than that!

Say 500 Euro?

Is Scotland in the Euro?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Shrieks and wails. Go back and read it again. I'm sorry I typed it too fast.

You and "fast" will never be in the same sentence. Unless you post it.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Right, so I then said I don't care if you're here.

Caught up now? I don't get paid for schooling you remedial posters.

I see.

So even jack has better financial morals than you do.

 

[Lily]

Is Scotland in the Euro?

She's really not smart enough to know how dumb she is...

 

[Lily]

You and "fast" will never be in the same sentence. Unless you post it.

Do better. You are literally decompensating before our eyes.

 

[Lily]

I see.

So even jack has better financial morals than you do.

If that's what you want to go with...

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Is Scotland in the Euro?

It should be.

I mean is Scotland even a real country?

Aren't there more British and Chinese people that live there than real Scots? I mean by now the rampant inbreeding should have died down, now that the weak Scots can travel by sea and air.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

She's really not smart enough to know how dumb she is...

Says the moron who tried telling me that "everyone" is the same as "millions."

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Do better. You are literally decompensating before our eyes.

Do better?

I don't need to. I'm not the one who is upset at themselves for posting to me.

You can't help it, I'm an addiction you can't kick. You need me more than you do potato chips.

 

[Lily]

Says the moron who tried telling me that "everyone" is the same as "millions."

Yeah, only I didn't.