Pictures of Your Dogs

[Blandscape]

I know every one of those posters. And personally met two of them in London.

 

[Flynn]

Getting worried now Flynn that your only response to me is a path well trodden, by even the lowliest members herein.

Please tell us the break in you leg has not caused an aneurism that has travelled to your brain, spammed it up and resulted in lucidity issues that shit-posting cannot cover up, like a band aid on a bed sore.

Shut up you blabbering fucking gypsy.

No one want to read your spamalicious monkey scat, nor does anyone want to listen to you as you try to talk with three giant ass ham hocks stuffed down that gullet of yours.

You're as boring as morning rain is wet, you float like an anvil, and sting like a bitch. Your only saving grace is that you're such such a fucking relic, that putting you out of your misery would be a crime because of the historical significance your butthole holds.

 

[Fredricka]

Shut up you blabbering fucking gypsy.

No one want to read your spamalicious monkey scat, nor does anyone want to listen to you as you try to talk with three giant ass ham hocks stuffed down that gullet of yours.

You're as boring as morning rain is wet, you float like an anvil, and sting like a bitch. Your only saving grace is that you're such such a fucking relic, that putting you out of your misery would be a crime because of the historical significance your butthole holds.

 

[Blandscape]

Shut up you blabbering fucking gypsy.

No one want to read your spamalicious monkey scat, nor does anyone want to listen to you as you try to talk with three giant ass ham hocks stuffed down that gullet of yours.

You're as boring as morning rain is wet, you float like an anvil, and sting like a bitch. Your only saving grace is that you're such such a fucking relic, that putting you out of your misery would be a crime because of the historical significance your butthole holds.

why are you here then no mark?

 

[Blandscape]

You were pinked on every site we were ever on, just say thank you to BF and call it a day.

 

[Flynn]

Remember what happened the last time you flashed that stupid sign in my face?

Do you want a reminder?

 

[Flynn]

why are you here then no mark?

Because people want to read what I have to say.

Plus, I am awesome!

**Does Fake Cartwheel Because Of Leg**

 

[Fredricka]

Remember what happened the last time you flashed that stupid sign in my face?

Do you want a reminder?

 

[Flynn]

Is that a yes or no?

 

[Blandscape]

Remember what happened the last time you flashed that stupid sign in my face?

Do you want a reminder?

Did you go into anaphylactic shock, writhe on the ground, spurn your lover in tongues while taking a selfie in the mirror and redolently recalling the smell of freshly baked New York bagel’s?

 

[Fredricka]

Is that a yes or no?

Does it wind you up? Why?

 

[Blandscape]

Because people want to read what I have to say.

Plus, I am awesome!

**Does Fake Cartwheel Because Of Leg**

Of course you are awesome, why would I deny what you yourself have already decided. Awesome indeed no mark!

 

[Flynn]

Of course you are awesome, why would I deny what you yourself have already decided. Awesome indeed no mark.

Oh Blandy, u make laugh.

 

[Blandscape]

I think Flynn you are confusing what Kevin thinks he wants to read, and what I know I merely need to speed read!

 

[Flynn]

I think Flynn you are confusing what Kevin thinks he wants to read, and what I know I merely need to speed read!

Why are you mentioning your brother again?

 

[Blandscape]

Is there anyone here who can show me the error of my ways? Anyone?

 

[Blandscape]

That’s OK I suppose, and I suppose that I will have to traverse this lonely highway like a guy caught and being dragged by the fender of a Winnebago of worthiness.

 

[Flynn]

Is there anyone here who can show me the error of my ways? Anyone?

Oh boy!

The whole gladiator routine again...

...I can't wait until you stand up on your desk and scream...

"...Are you not entertained...?"

 

[Blandscape]

More like “Am I not bored”, Flynn, but thanks for at least trying to participate.

 

[Flynn]

More like “Am I not bored”, Flynn, but thanks for at least trying to participate.

You can't keep coming into places and saying you're going to beat everyone up. Only I can do that.

 

[Blandscape]

While being as successful at it as Poppy.

 

[Blandscape]

Anyho you black bitch, it is getting late, and I am on forever back shift for the next 7 nights. Wish me luck, I love hating my job.

 

[Flynn]

Anyho you black bitch, it is getting late, and I am on forever back shift for the next 7 nights. Wish me luck, I love hating my job.

Have a good day at work!

Night shift sucks. I remember when I was working at the Coroner's Office at night...your days are nights, the nights are days, everything is just flipped upside down.

You poor thing.

 

[Fredricka]

Have a good day at work!

Night shift sucks. I remember when I was working at the Coroner's Office at night...your days are nights, the nights are days, everything is just flipped upside down.

You poor thing.

You worked with dead bodies? Suit you sir

 

[Flynn]

You worked with dead bodies? Suit you sir

Did I say I was the Coroner or the MD?

You do know that the Coroner's office has other positions too, right?

 

[Blandscape]

Ironically I am delivering palliative care, just like I do here. Talk soon everyone, you are all magnificent bastards.

 

[Lily]

You worked with dead bodies? Suit you sir

It's a good place for Flynn. Just how much damage can be done to an already dead person?

Can you imagine Flynn shrieking at the bodies stringing together insulting gibberish? I can.

 

[Flynn]

Ironically I am delivering palliative care, just like I do here. Talk soon everyone, you are all magnificent bastards.

Oh great, you're in charge of someone's life.

Yay, them!

 

[Fredricka]

Did I say I was the Coroner or the MD?

You didn't, that's why I asked

 

[Flynn]

You didn't, that's why I asked

Yet you just assumed that it fits, that I would work with dead bodies?