Why is jack so scared of women?

Fredricka

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This is a serious question people and I'd like serious answers. What did his mother do to him that has turned him into this jacklet that we see before us today? I'm curious
 

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When she was in labour and pushed him out, she sneezed and sucked Jack up her Jacksie....hence the name on his birth certificate.
 
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When she was in labour and pushed him out, she sneezed and sucked Jack up her Jacksie....hence the name on his birth certificate.
I think you have something there, that also ties in with him being up under lily's skirt so often. jack? Would you care to give us more details? We the people demand to know why you're such a scared bitch if you insist on infesting this forum any longer
 

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I think you have something there, that also ties in with him being up under lily's skirt so often. jack? Would you care to give us more details? We the people demand to know why you're such a scared bitch if you insist on infesting this forum any longer


Jack is also half black and likes hiding under the big momma skirts like a gay corgi...

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Jack, why are you ashamed of your colour? Be proud man, whatever colour you are, unless it's pink obviously
(Seamajor will come along to tell me I've spelt colour wrong shortly)