Esparto California kicks off the 4th of July fireworks with a bang! (No for reals!)

[Admin.]

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

What the shit?!?! Geez, I truly can't appreciate this irony. Glad nobody was killed.

 

[Admin.]

What the shit?!?! Geez, I truly can't appreciate this irony. Glad nobody was killed.

Nati news says 7 people missing

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Nati news says 7 people missing

Oh. That I didn't hear.

 

[Murdy]

No one here is celebrating the fall of democracy. I’ll be laying out and swimming in his family pool pondering when the show will start with Gavin playing the role of Lincoln and Donnie Dump as Robert E. Lee…

I’ll still be serving my signature American flag jello mold… cause rich white men who don’t want to pay their taxes always deserves a bbq lol

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No one here is celebrating the fall of democracy. I’ll be laying out and swimming in his family pool pondering when the show will start with Gavin playing the role of Lincoln and Donnie Dump as Robert E. Lee…

I’ll still be serving my signature American flag jello mold… cause rich white men who don’t want to pay their taxes always deserves a bbq lol

Hiya Murdy. When did you get so political and so fucking crazy? You're a worse Nutbar than Miss Lotus or our Lily sometimes.

 

[Murdy]

Hiya Murdy. When did you get so political and so fucking crazy? You're a worse Nutbar than Miss Lotus or our Lily sometimes.

Hello Gurk…

The core ideology of fascism, with its emphasis on racial superiority and violence, is inherently immoral and has no place in a just and equitable society.

It’s never worked before. Why do you think it will work now????

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hello Gurk…

The core ideology of fascism, with its emphasis on racial superiority and violence, is inherently immoral and has no place in a just and equitable society.

It’s never worked before. Why do you think it will work now????

Ok. But I was wondering moar about how you're doing and such, you silly bitch. Also, your jargon is a bit out-of-date. Your Betters have decreed that you're all supposed to back off on the racial shit, perhaps the memo hasn't filtered down to your level.

Anyway, I just did a guitar jam that I so wish I had recorded. I blew my drunk assed self away!

 

[Murdy]

Ok. But I was wondering moar about how you're doing and such, you silly bitch. Also, your jargon is a bit out-of-date. Your Betters have decreed that you're all supposed to back off on the racial shit, perhaps the memo hasn't filtered down to your level.

Anyway, I just did a guitar jam that I so wish I had recorded. I blew my drunk assed self away!

Still an old picker… lol


I’ll always be the spicy sweet, essentially laid back, languid, beach dwelling girl… except I won’t be touching shoreline this summer.

The fires polluted the Pacific Ocean something fierce and dead whales washing up onshore unexplained. Doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out. I’ll be heading to Vegas soon. The resort’s lazy river beckons promise of summer daze.

That reminds me… I need to get my piano tuned.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Still an old picker… lol


I’ll always be the spicy sweet, essentially laid back, languid, beach dwelling girl… except I won’t be touching shoreline this summer.

The fires polluted the Pacific Ocean something fierce and dead whales washing up onshore unexplained. Doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out. I’ll be heading to Vegas soon. The resort’s lazy river beckons promise of summer daze.

That reminds me… I need to get my piano tuned.

Don't forget to tune and oil your metronome. And don't worry, the whale carcasses will be consumed by God's lesser creatures soon enough. The whales are beaching themselves because stupid Leftist Progtards built giant windmills on the waters and it fucks up the whales sonar navigation. Duh!

Leftards fuck everything up, dear. Have you NOT listened to old Gurk all these years?

 

[Murdy]

Don't forget to tune and oil your metronome. And don't worry, the whale carcasses will be consumed by God's lesser creatures soon enough. The whales are beaching themselves because stupid Leftist Progtards built giant windmills on the waters and it fucks up the whales sonar navigation. Duh!

Leftards fuck everything up, dear. Have you NOT listened to old Gurk all these years?

We only have those windmills in Palm Springs… which is over 2 hours east of our beaches.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

We only have those windmills in Palm Springs… which is over 2 hours east of our beaches.

... and the convergence of underwater sound waves propagate for thousands of miles across the ocean and fucks up the whales inherent navigation abilities. It's been a documented phenomenon around the globe. Whales are beaching themselves all the fuck over where these giant windmills have been constructed for stupid "Green Energy" bullshit and now the whales are dying.

Your Leftism is killing the fucking whales, Murdy! You should listen to Gurk and go MAGA.

 

[Lily]

... and the convergence of underwater sound waves propagate for thousands of miles across the ocean and fucks up the whales inherent navigation abilities. It's been a documented phenomenon around the globe. Whales are beaching themselves all the fuck over where these giant windmills have been constructed for stupid "Green Energy" bullshit and now the whales are dying.

Your Leftism is killing the fucking whales, Murdy! You should listen to Gurk and go MAGA.

Just how high were you?

 

[Murdy]

 

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"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

—The Declaration of Independence