My new career

[Flynn]

Hoboshepherd.

How about Hobosapien?

 

[Flynn]

Are you talking about our jolly Lily? I've never mocked her regarding her morbid obesity. I leave that to others and there's plenty of other things to mock her over besides that.

C'mon dude, you know that's the funniest shit to bag on her about.

 

[Flynn]

...but if they are good, well behaved...is it okay to let them out, saaaaay into the garden, or maybe to trim the hedges and mow the lawn or maybe some other yard work that you can't handle yourself?

No...no...dummy. That's what in-laws are for.

 

[Flynn]

Hoboshepherd.

Hobowhisperer?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

C'mon dude, you know that's the funniest shit to bag on her about.

I think it's funnier to riff on her Rachel Dolezol/Elizabeth Warren fake minority cosplay. She's a white girl who's family is from long time TexMex. She's as American as the chilidogs and root beer floats I sucked down at the Tastee Freeze when I was teenager.

 

[No One]

Hobowhisperer?

Hoblower

 

[Flynn]

I think it's funnier to riff on her Rachel Dolezol/Elizabeth Warren fake minority cosplay. She's a white girl who's family is from long time TexMex. She's as American as the chilidogs and root beer floats I sucked down at the Tastee Freeze when I was teenager.

Why?

That shit is soo like pre-Covid.

I never cared what race the mentally ill bovine was. Every race has their share of shitty people. I try not to blame a whole minority group for the actions of one fantastically big moo-cow.

 

[Flynn]

Hoblower

Get away from me freak.

You're like Jason Voorhees from Friday The 13th, except you're a fucking midget running around chopping at people with a plastic spork. You also refuse to die after world record effort attempts were made. You pop up in the strangest places, saying some of the strangest shit, all the while stalking a milking cow because your looney ass can't handle fucking rejection, you big bag of regret.

With that being said, how have you been?

 

[Flynn]

Hoboshepherd.

Hoboerectus?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why?

That shit is soo like pre-Covid.

I never cared what race the mentally ill bovine was. Every race has their share of shitty people. I try not to blame a whole minority group for the actions of one fantastically big moo-cow.

I don't care about the inferiority of the lesser races either, but it's always been fun to mock and ridicule Lefties who put so much stock in race, class, gender and deviancy.

 

[Flynn]

Hoboshepherd.

Hobosexual?

@Admin. Do you identify as the above stated "word?" Or are you just someone who likes sucking off hobos, thus making you a hobosexual...yes this is a trick question.

 

[Flynn]

I don't care about the inferiority of the lesser races either, but it's always been fun to mock and ridicule Lefties who put so much stock in race, class, gender and deviancy.

Yes. It is fun, but even that gets old.

You know what never gets old?

"Moo-Cow is soooooo big, when she finally managed to 'jump' into the air she got stuck!"

Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! Har! Har!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yes. It is fun, but even that gets old.

You know what never gets old?

"Moo-Cow is soooooo big, when she finally managed to "jump" into the air she got stuck!"

Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! Har! Har!

The "hooves of hatred" one always gives me a chuckle.

 

[Flynn]

The "hooves of hatred" one always gives me a chuckle.

Wow!

You guys really need to pare that down, everytime I see that acronym, it gives me a splitting headache.

 

[The Cuntess]

Well in all fairness, that’s only because you’re fat.

Am not. If I was, I’d keep my mouth shut

 

[X]

That's mostly why I rarely respond. SSDD

Plus the fact you’re a whiney ass kissing poosy LOL

 

[X]

When it's not gaslighting, outright lying or deflecting it's whatabouting.

best part is, everyone knows and no one really gives a fuck.

It's a point and laugh kind of thing, like the retarded half brother you keep chained in the basement.

Slow day perverting?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Neither are you.

And you're a GQ cover model?

 

[Flynn]

...I’d keep my mouth shut

We both know the chances of that happening is like @Admin. posting up his masseuse and her business info...oh wait...that doesn't sound right.

 

[Jack]

And you're a GQ cover model?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Flynn]

@Alticus

Hoboticus?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

We both know the chances of that happening is like admin posting up his masseuse and her business info...oh wait...that doesn't sound right.

Right? I can't imagine Flea keeping her mouth shut for some reason. LOL!

 

[Flynn]

Hobobroken, NJ?

 

[Flynn]

Right? I can't imagine Flea keeping her mouth shut for some reason. LOL!

It wouldn't matter what happened, you're not shutting up Flea.

You'd have a better chance at getting @Admin. on a steady diet of vaginas.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Frood]

@Alticus

Hoboticus?

Hoboticus Erectus?

 

[Flynn]

Hobotron?

 

[Frood]

Hobobonicus?

 

[Flynn]

Hoboticus Erectus?

Correction: Homoticus is erectus for @Jack ticus

 

[Frood]

Correction: Homoticus is erectus for @Jack ticus

I'd prefer to stay out of your personal spats, Grandma Douches With Bongwater.