Flynn and Jack's DMZ Thread.

[Flynn]

Hello, Jack.

Thanks for coming. Contrary to popular belief, I can have calm and rational conversations. I thought to myself, how do I communicate with someone who doesn't really speak my language? Then it dawned on me. Battle Star Galactica. The reboot. In the pilot episode the Cylon and humans met every so many years in a neutral place, where no fighting was allowed. Actually after the war, the Cylons never went, but us good ol' humans were there every time.

Anyways, in this thread I will not flame you, because I thought to myself, I really don't know Jack, maybe I'm being too hard on him? Maybe if I got to know him, I could find some common ground, some common interests. Just me and Jack, communicating without having to worry about insults strewn about. That gets quite messy at times.

So, Jack, I am willing to find out who you are and what makes you tick. I really would like to get to know you a little more so we're not always at each other's throats.

Let me begin. I am Flynn. I live in Washington State. My favorite favorite color used to be blue, but now it's pink. Dont ask me why, maybe it's a prequel to menopause. My my favorite hobbies are spending time with loved ones, and traveling.

Now it's your turn Jack. Tell me something about yourself that isn't already posted.

Tootles!

 

[Jack]

Ok I'll give it a whirl as I was thinking the same thing about you this morning.

I am Jack. I live in southern Vermont. My favorite color is cobalt blue. My favorite hobbies are cooking and playing backgammon and 10 card gin with my wife.

 

[Garraty_47]

 

[Fredricka]

Where did garraty get alts pic from?

 

[X]

I’m X and I’m a fuck-up
My favourite color is black and I dislike felines

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Flynn]

@Jack I really don't give a fuck. I was just trying to see if I could troll your ancient ass again, and guess what? I still can.

I could give one fuck about you and your little tentacles that shoot up the first ass that plays captain-save-a-ho to you. Do you know what you are? You are the whittle spittle on the corner/s of one's mouth. That is what you are.

Let me tell you something Jack, you are the worst kind of forum coward. You chose your side. That didn't work because you're a little mealy mouth bitch, who got fucking trolled by Fred of all people (No offense, Fred). You dropped a buddy because someone who doesn't even live on the same continent as you mind fucked you. At last count Lily used your face as her personal diaper, and Fred just showed that even a rock has more cerebral wattage than you.

No, Jack, we will never be buds, because the only thing I hate worse than ass kissers are cowards. Oh, don't get me wrong, your fat friend Alticus is a coward as well, but for entirely different reasons than you. To me Jack, you're nothing but a cowardly cunt. Yes, I realize I'm repeating myself but I really want to hit the point home with you, because your ass slurping spells don't work on me butthole warlock. You can also lump Lily into the coward category along with yourself and your butt buddy, Alticus. You three would be a very scary team. The damage you tards could do. Jesus Christ! It's too frightening to even consider.

Before you get all bent out of shape, I'm actually doing you a favor. I could have drawn this out like I'm doing with Martini, yeah, I can't stand Martini, he disgusts me more than you, believe it or not. I call that my bucket list troll. To troll someone for over 20 years is my dream, and I'm almost there with Martini, so you just shut your booty eating lips about what I just shared with you. Yeah, Jack, I could have made you believe that I actually wanted to read your stolen lines and blatant plagiarism, and would have complimented you like I do Fred, that way no one's feelings get hurt. You know I treat Fred like that retarded boy everyone knows in the neighborhood, right? So, by keeping this short and sweet, I'm ripping out your tampon fast, rather than slowly, as to not cause you any more pain than necessary.

With all that being said, go fuck yourself, Jack. And stay the fuck away from me.

 

[X]

Oh wow, if anybody actually reads that could you offer up a simplified condensed version

 

[Flynn]

Really, Garraty!!!!

 

[Flynn]

 

[realgrimm]

Oh wow, if anybody actually reads that could you offer up a simplified condensed version

 

[Fredricka]

Oh wow, if anybody actually reads that could you offer up a simplified condensed version

Blah blah jack, yadda yadda jack, Fred's the best. That's basically it

 

[Jack]

Blah blah jack, yadda yadda jack, Fred's the best. That's basically it

I didn't expect anything less.

I also won 50 bucks off my wife when she said "looks like that cunt is trying to make peace"

I bet her 50 that she didn't know shit about that fucking psycho cunt at all.

She's counting 5 tenners onto my desk as I type this.

Thanks Flynnie!

 

[Fredricka]

I didn't expect anything less.

I also won 50 bucks off my wife when she said "looks like that cunt is trying to make peace"

I bet her 50 that she didn't know shit about that fucking psycho cunt at all.

Your wife reads here?

 

[Jack]

Your wife reads here?

I show her the more egregious shit, yep

 

[Flynn]

Your wife reads here?

No.

He's fucking lying as usual. She'd either divorce him or have him institutionalized.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Jack]

No.

He's fucking lying as usual. She'd either divorce him or have him institutionalized.

Pfft. Not a chance. She's got your number now too.

Thanks for the 50 owned one.

 

[Flynn]

I show her the more egregious shit, yep

See, this is why.

This why people make fun of you. You lie about shit that you don't need to lie about.

 

[realgrimm]

Favorite color is pink figures

 

[Garraty_47]

Really, Garraty!!!!

Somebody had to say it.
It was just the civilized thing to do.

I don't even know why you're complaining... there's no glory to be had by tripping a blind person.

 

[Jack]

See, this is why.

This why people make fun of you. You lie about shit that you don't need to lie about.

Who's lying? You're a fucking cunt, and everyone knows it.

 

[Flynn]

Favorite color is pink figures

Hey fuckface, if you're going to be all emo, could you at least make sense while you're contemplating how to kill yourself with @Jack 's rusty butt plug?

Hint: Put it in your mouth.

 

[Flynn]

Somebody had to say it.
It was just the civilized thing to do.

I don't even know why you're complaining... there's no glory to be had by tripping a blind person.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Flynn]

Who's lying? You're a fucking cunt, and everyone knows it.

Jackie, explain why I'm a cunt. I bet you can't come up with 500 reasons.

 

[Flynn]

Why are you such a fucking toad?

 

[Jack]

Jackie, explain why I'm a cunt. I bet you can't come up with 500 reasons.

It's self explanatory.

Might as well have a neon sign that says it embedded like braces in that maw you call a mouth.

 

[realgrimm]

Hey fuckface, if you're going to be all emo, could you at least make sense while you're contemplating how to kill yourself with @Jack 's rusty butt plug?

Hint: Put it in your mouth.

 

[Flynn]

It's self explanatory.

Might as well have a neon sign that says it embedded like braces in that maw you call a mouth.

You're better off plagiarizing someone else's work scrub.

You absolutely suck. No wonder Alticus jettisoned you back to Whoville when you tried to crawl back up his ass.