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Gear thanks you. I could hear him screaming in the ether.
She needs some KOF drops for that throat cancer from taking too many dicks in her mouth.
You ass must be in rough shape then
From the steady pounding .
Capiche??
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Is this some type of Larp linguistics?
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"Capiche??"
I'm not surprised he used that I'm only disgusted that he did it in a thread I started.
Nobody wants to be associated with something like that.
<side eye in XyPoo's direction>
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How come you still refuse to get hit by a speeding bus?
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For those at home who aren't familiar with what could only be explained as "The Love Language" you and X share. Could you please go into more detail?
Start with that moonlight night, as you stood prone on your lawn with shotgun in hand loaded with rock salt, waiting for those damn kids who refuse to stay off your well manicured grass.
Then go into detail when the light shone off X's wall eye. It was magic at first goonie-goo-goo sight, with X in his pink shorts as they swished in the night, with one testicle swinging freely in the summer air, signaling his arrival.
Explain, how you were about to yell at him, but once you saw his old woman legs, and gray beard with those retarded ass black rimmed glasses in the pale moonlight, you just couldn't, it was like you just drank the best cup of coffee, and something in you stirred. Also, go into detail how when X walks, he sounds like a squeaky rocking chair made of solid steel, with Lily sitting on him, just rocking away.
Yes, expound on these facts please.
P.S.-It could be worse. You could look like this:
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Flynn has quite the imagination.
Too bad it's completely wasted on the puerile trash that's her typical poasting style.
Too bad it's completely wasted on the puerile trash that's her typical poasting style.
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All you had to say was,
"No comment."
I really don't feel the added verbiage was really necessary. After all, nobody else was highlighting this happy union. Were they? You can thank me later.
With all that being said, have you guys set a wedding date yet?
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In case you are ignorant, you are not required to respond to me.
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Bill Gates.
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What in the fuck does that even mean? Plus, that has nothing to do with your half-hearted attempts to get hit by a bus, does it?
At this point I will take you getting hit by a parked bus like that fucking nimrod, The Reaper, or was it The Scoundrel? No matter.
So you think you can do that? Well, do you?
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Shh indoor voice, Bro.
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I got some room to wiggle.
Could you make yourself available to get run over by Lily on a Boeing made electric scooter? No risk of anything falling out of the sky if we do it this way.
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Let me tell you a question, Mrs. Gates.
In your famous "Dicks Photo" (I couldn't make this shit up if I tried), you alleged you were in the Mountlake Terrace-Bothell-Shoreline area on vacation. Who vacations in those trash heaps?
Additionally, you stated you you were on a bicycle. I find it odd, since in that area there are no bike shares available. Had you said electric scooter, depending on the genesis date of the photo, I might have entertained it. So, I can only deduce that either you brought a bike on vacation, but why? You brought your hundreds of overly used dildos, so it would make no sense to bring a bike, as the dildos are your seats when on vacation. Or, you pilfered one off a kid as you walked past the closet elementary school for the 100th time that day.
Lastly, that strip of highway Dick's is in, is a crime riddled area, and I can't see a big vaginal secretion like yourself being outside in an environment like that past 5pm.
Are you trying to be like @Jack ?
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I justy skimmed through this thread.
What is Flynn fistfucking Adminge about?
What is Flynn fistfucking Adminge about?
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No idea.
It's been a while since I last unlocked admajor's gimp cage to see if they'd learned any new tricks.
I doubt I'll be doing it any time soon if context is clue.
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I see.
The blatant disrespect. I make an effort to read your goobly-gunk at least once, even though I don't want to, because you'll either be objectifying women, or just tooting out your old man butthole again.
But, seeing that you're ancient and decrepit, I can look the other way this time and watch admin try to rut with a can of Coca-Cola.
Yay, me!
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You should have a look. admin is new and improved. You'll be shocked at the non-transformation.