I was at a chocolate shop on Sunday and this guy pulls up in a white c8 that looked just like the pics youve been posting. He had canadian plates so I asked him if he ever used the nick "Prowler" and he smiled and said no, but he really liked the name.
Fucking car is gorgeous. He took me for a ride in it. Had red leather interior and was really fun. He got on a straight stretch of the highway and let it rip for a little bit. Pretty fucking cool Prowler.
Lets just think about this for one second. So, if
@Jack is trolling, because this is the most unbelievable troll there is. It's dead on arrival. Trolling 101, the troll believability must be confined to this solar system.
Let me explain.
First off, you're not going up to a stranger who is probably going to be 99.9% taller than you, Tatu. Smarter than you, younger than you, better looking than you. You get the point. You're definitely not going to "run" up to someone with your specially made tard walker, and ask them if they've ever used the moniker, "The Prowler." One of two things would happen,
1). You'd get bitchslapped to North Korea.
2). The cops are called.
To justify your stupidity, you use the excuse of he "looked like the pics?" What pics? The one's of his dome? The one's of his wrinkly hamhock fist? Or perhaps the one of his glutes and calves? Let me get this straight, based on incomplete data and the fact there's a 79% that The Prowler is trolling all of you to hell and back, you go up to a fucking complete stranger talking that nonsense? Also, you had to study dudes head, hands, glutes, and calves. Some people would call that homo behavior.
Lastly, as your story wasn't already unbelievable. You expect all of us to believe that someone took some 70-year-old stranger talking crazy, along with their walker and colostomy bag for a fucking ride? Just dropped whatever the fuck they were doing just to give a complete idiot a ride? Dude, you're bordering on Lotusbud territory.
Now
@Jack is looking to the last kingdom to align himself with, seeing
@Jack has burned most of his bridges here. Not to worry
@Jack , Tinycus will need a friend soon, and he'll welcome you back, crotch and all. Don't you worry
@Jack , you'll be able to hide under his deflated nutsack very soon. In the meantime, stop with these flights of fancy, Tardicus will have a very hard time cleaning all of this up with his tongue. The Prowler is no fan of yours. That I know, and if somehow you make a deal with The Prowler, ask yourself, is your butthole worth The Prowler's protection?
Hell
@Jack your stock is soo low right now, why don't you align yourself with me? The only thing I ask in return is you just run interference and muddy up the threads when people say mean and nasty things about me. You can do that
@Jack , you have plenty of practice, don't you? The Prowler won't treat you nice, he'll make you live in a chest, make you wear a gimp suit, and have you fellate his dog/s. Come over to my side
@Jack . You just need to swear your undying loyalty, that's all. You've done it before.
