I Love You Martini, But You Gotta Stop...

[Adam Hitler]

If Flynn really isn't a hot chick with a dick then that means I've been sexting a dude all these live long years and I find that quite ghey.

FLLLLYYYNNNNNN!!!! * Read like Captain Kirk, "KAAAAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!"

Just be thankful you didn't get to witness first hand the dreaded "bulge"... it's traumatised many unsuspecting men over the years.

 

[Flynn]

Just be thankful you didn't get to witness first hand the dreaded "bulge"... it's traumatised many unsuspecting men over the years.

There you go again, talking and inferring about bulges again.

Can you go one fucking Earth hour without talking about peckers? You're making my alleged pecker flaccid with all this anti-erotic talk.

 

[Adam Hitler]

You hate your penis, everybody knows that. I bet you've subjected it to all kinds of sadistic torture over the years.

 

[Flynn]

You hate your penis, everybody knows that. I bet you've subjected it to all kinds of sadistic torture over the years.

That would mean that IF I really had a penis (you and admin's favorite topic) then you want to suck it. After all, you did try e-sucking my alleged cock via pm's.

Ouch!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yours was probably chopped off years ago, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if you were part of the infamous "Pain Olympics" and you butchered your pecker live on video with the song "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!" playing full blast in the background.

 

[Grimmy]

#BMEPainOlympics

 

[Flynn]

Yours was probably chopped off years ago, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if you were part of the infamous "Pain Olympics" and you butchered your pecker live on video with the song "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!" playing full blast in the background.

When do your flights of fancy stop? Now my alleged dick was chopped off?

Aryan, you're starting to sound like @Jack .

Why even stop there, Aryan? Maybe I'm also a lizard person in a cabal, shifting the world power to all gays, minorities and gasp, women!

Go eat admin's abused cock, you ignorant fairy god mother.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I see why you're pro jew, after all they're fanatically pro LGBT, so it makes sense...

 

[Flynn]

I see why you're pro jew, after all they're fanatically pro LGBT, so it makes sense...

Why are you pro dick?

 

[Adam Hitler]

#BMEPainOlympics

God that was horrific, I was pretty new to the internet at the time (2003 era) when I first came across that monstrosity.

Some people are deranged beyond belief. In the olden days those were the kind of people who were locked up in asylums.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Why are you pro dick?

I'm pro-my dick, not other people's.

 

[Grimmy]

God that was horrific, I was pretty new to the internet at the time (2003 era) when I first came across that monstrosity.

Some people are deranged beyond belief. In the olden days those were the kind of people who were locked up in asylums.

Good old wild west days of the WWW.

 

[Flynn]

I'm pro-my dick, not other people's.

This is the first time you mentioned you had a dick.

All you do for the most part is talk about admin and dicks, when it comes to your kinks.

 

[Adam Hitler]

This is the first time you mentioned you had a dick.

Well I'm male so...

I appreciate that in Burgerland the terms male and female are pretty broad and the meanings have been twisted beyond recognition, by mentally ill freaks and weirdos.

 

[Flynn]

Well I'm male so...

How many other "males" collect plushie dolls?

I love you, Flynn, even if you have a dick.

That's soo sweet!

 

[Adam Hitler]

How many other "males" collect plushie dolls?

Plenty actually, many are from the US. In fact, there's a well known WWE rassler (I forget his name) who is an avid collector of old Hasro WWF figures, aka the ones I had. He makes videos showing off his toy collection, and before you say it, he's married and not some weird incel/faggot.

 

[Cookie Monster]

You know that you mean the world to me, but I cannot sit back and watch this fiasco any longer. Martini, dear, no one is going to come running to read any of the garbage here, or any of the posters. There's absolutely no redeeming value in any of this. It's like eating cotton candy all day without the sugar. I think it's very sweet you think grown ups and young adults would find this entertaining, but stop. No one in their right mind would spend the their evening reading admin's last gasps of homosexual insanity, as he tries to stuff as many cocks as he can down his throat.

This lot is hopeless. The problem is there are no posters in their 20's, everyone here are old fucks. I guess that's a good thing, seeing that admin and rancidpervo-O reside here.

So its a bit of a goof of site, stop taking Fagtini seriously nobody else does.

 

[Cookie Monster]

We were 4 times this attendance on the daily between 2007-2015. Majority of these types are gone. So are the anomaly posters... next level net entertainers, but were not here building rockets or creating cooking recipes.. THOSE days are over and this is a troll board. Always was and always will be.. keep it simple.

This place has it all... really no reason to ever leave the house with Uber eats, escorts and BFF in your life.
Ever wonder why the fuck Im doing this? Providing a place to rant for complete strangers... and I'm hardly here? Think I get off bossing or enforcing? Nooooooooololooooooo.....

4 reasons BFF is still Alive.

1. I do it for the members.
2. Place for ME to vent out.
3. Place for ME to troll when bored.
4. I don't want to lose all the content since 2018.

I'll gladly take the names of the Off-topic/General chit chat/Anything goes message boards thriving out there. I'll make it a point to drop mad links and inject new blood to our community.

It's a population thing...numbers game and works better when people know we exist.

BFF will die when I kill it.

Yea well said, especially as some of our better posters have croaked in the last year, Obi and CW. Plus Prowler as well.

Oh and this place shuts when the Troll High Councill says so pipsqueak.