Jack inadvertently owns himself yet again...

Jack is a total parrot (with a lobotomy).

The geezer is actually that dumb.

The dummy uses up all of admin's "no yUo's" and then steals everyone's material.

The fucker needs to find a newish hobby.
 
So my being here proves you are Faerie Anne?

Who brought up your latest crush?

YOU DID.

Next you'll be crying how Biggie's penis pales in comparison to that horse you "ran into" on your way to the hobo camps.