JACKs dog is subjected to an embarrassing ‘Hip Sling’

[Lily]

Is that all you have though?like that hasn't been said 1000 times to everyone here. I'm disappointed lily :(

I can't help it if your reponses are lame.

 

[The Prowler]

What is wrong with Jack's dog?

 

[Adam]

Hey Fredricka, Lily will be itching to call you "gAyYyYy!!!" for using the word "boudoir". She doesn't realise it's chosen in order to mock her...

 

[Fredricka]

I can't help it if your reponses are lame.

Perv, I don't care how lame this is, you're a perv, it's true

 

[realgrimm]

Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own
He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home
He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him
They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean
Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses

[Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster
They dance around on the dance floor
From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail
The hamsters last abut five minutes
And their death throes bring the dancers
They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses
Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death
So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm
They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses

 

[The Prowler]

Lily is a sick fuck.




What is wrong with Jack's dog?

Is he having hip problems?

Or is Jack just carrying the poor pooch around like a fashion accessory?

Anyone?

 

[Fredricka]

Anyone?

It's owner is jack and sausages

 

[Fredricka]

Hey Fredricka, Lily will be itching to call you "gAyYyYy!!!" for using the word "boudoir". She doesn't realise it's chosen in order to mock her...

I think she already did, now she's coming onto me in threads, she's shameless

 

[The Prowler]

It's owner is jack and sausages

I know that already.


What is all this talk of a "hip sling"?


Did Jack say something about it...?

 

[Adam]

I think she already did, now she's coming onto me in threads, she's shameless

I had a feeling that she enjoys a bit of girl on girl action.

 

[The Prowler]

I had a feeling that she enjoys a bit of girl on girl action.

She would enjoy any action.


She has less sex than Senile Joe.

 

[Fredricka]

I know that already.


What is all this talk of a "hip sling"?


Did Jack say something about it...?

Jack told us all in the sb he carries his dog around in a hip sling like a baby, or sometimes in his handbag

 

[jack]

Youre sick in the head lily, you've obviously been hanging around with jack too long, you Need to drop him before you're too far gone. SICKO

Just make sure you put duct tape around it first, pervert.

Fucking disgusting.

 

[The Prowler]

Jack told us all in the sb he carries his dog around in a hip sling like a baby, or sometimes in his handbag

I need to hear details from @Jack himself.


Is this true, Jack?

 

[Adam]

She would enjoy any action.


She has less sex than Senile Joe.

Yeah I suspect it has been a while. Hopefully she remembers what to do and not to devour any spicy tacos before hand.

 

[Fredricka]

I had a feeling that she enjoys a bit of girl on girl action.

She sent me a vocaroo of her flicking her bean, I could hear it

 

[jack]

I need to hear details from @Jack himself.


Is this true, Jack?

Is what true, fuckley?

 

[Adam]

She sent me a vocaroo of her flicking her bean, I could hear it

Stop it. LMAO

 

[Fredricka]

Just make sure you put duct tape around it first, pervert.

Fucking disgusting.

Quiet perv, I don't want to hear about your beastiality, sicko

 

[The Prowler]

She sent me a vocaroo of her flicking her bean, I could hear it

Was it this one? She sent this to me a while ago....

 

[jack]

Quiet perv, I don't want to hear about your beastiality, sicko

In your case use extra wide duct tape, bitch.

 

[Fredricka]

Was it this one? She sent this to me a while ago....

That's the one! What a terrible day to have ears

 

[Fredricka]

In your case use extra wide duct tape, bitch.

Why are you being so disgusting today jack?

 

[jack]

Why are you being so disgusting today jack?

Why are you an ugly hateful bitch today Turdy?

 

[The Prowler]

Is what true, fuckley?

That you carry your dog around in a purse/sling thing.


The quote was right there in my post:

Jack told us all in the sb he carries his dog around in a hip sling like a baby, or sometimes in his handbag

To which I said:

I need to hear details from @Jack himself.


Is this true, Jack?

If you are embarrassed, just remember that you are among friends. True friends.

 

[Cookie Monster]

When @Jack was a kid the family Golden Retriever had to be put down due to "Trauma". I am not poasting any more PI than that, make of it what you will.

 

[Fredricka]

Why are you an ugly hateful bitch today Turdy?

I'm none of those things, why are you being so mean? You've been in a really bad mood today jack, tell auntie Fred all about what burdens you so

 

[jack]

When @Jack was a kid the family Golden Retriever had to be put down due to "Trauma". I am not poasting any more PI than that, make of it what you will.

I didnt have a dog as a kid.

Try again.

 

[Fredricka]

I didnt have a dog as a kid.

Try again.

You poor deprived soul, is that why you're so pissy?

 

[Cookie Monster]

I didnt have a dog as a kid.

Try again.

You mean you didn't treat it like a dog? Disgusting, I would call the police if they weren't so fucking useless.