JACKs dog is subjected to an embarrassing ‘Hip Sling’

I'm none of those things, why are you being so mean? You've been in a really bad mood today jack, tell auntie Fred all about what burdens you so
Maybe he shit himself in public again?

Jack's always enjoyed a good shart in the mart, perhaps he was too overzealous and had an embarrassing trouser accident?

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Him and lily are so well matched, it would be cute if they weren't so disgusting. They'll wear his and hers adult nappies on their honeymoon
You're such a vile person. Perverse and fucked in the head.

Having two assholes must make for a tough life.
 
You're such a vile person. Perverse and fucked in the head.

Having two assholes must make for a tough life.
No, it means I get my jacks out in double quick time leaving me to get on with better things ,like slapping your dentures out ya pie hole. SLAP
 
Speaking of punching bags, how'd it go at TBC when you crawled on your belly like a reptile over there?
Lmao, choosing to parrot Flynn's lies huh? I shouldn't be surprised...

You'll hop on any scabby dick in the nearest vicinity if you think it'll help your petty vendettas.
 
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Anyone that tortures a helpless animal by keeping it alive despite it's suffering when it should be put to rest because of their own selfish need for companionship in between dick hopping is a twisted fuck.
 
BIGGIE SMILES

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You quite literally replied 5 seconds after I made that post. :Crazy:

Your dentures must be chattering from all the excitement...

Calm yourself down and go take your little Paris Hilton dog for a walk. I'm sure nobody thinks your gay, even with the pink hip carrier. :LOL3:
 
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