Because Of The Government Shitdown...

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Well…I tend to have a shit just before a shower, then give the flaps a good squirt over the shower drain. I don’t use public toilets on account of all the dirty bastards out there. If I’m desperate to knock one out, I find a grassy knoll or a body of water. Aqua turds are amazing, especially when the fish nibble for crumbs.

The worst are rest area toilets in America. We never stop at rest stops.
 
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I had nothing to do with it. reggie started that bullshit as Gurk McGuintey and wizer hopped on his dick over it.

Christ that was 15+ years ago.

Don't accuse me of what you do flynnguy.

Here you go again, blowing up your own worth. You are an absolute nobody. I've never heard of you or this Edna. Others may have, great.

You always manage to find the time to toot your own horn. We could be talking about roast beef sandwiches, and you'll say something stupid like how you were able to troll a roast beef sandwich. Or if admin swears he sucked off 19 hobos, you'll fire back that you sucked of 21 hobos and 3 stray goats.
 

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Here you go again, blowing up your own worth. You are an absolute nobody. I've never heard of you or this Edna. Others may have, great.

You always manage to find the time to toot your own horn. We could be talking about roast beef sandwiches, and you'll say something stupid like how you were able to troll a roast beef sandwich. Or if admin swears he sucked off 19 hobos, you'll fire back that you sucked of 21 hobos and 3 stray goats.
You want me to toot yours?

Say the word.
 
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She bugged me incessantly for some too. I told her to look out the window.

This IS fucking hilarious. I'd rather look at Lotus' anal cavity than request anything that fucked up.
 
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Never! I laugh at clowns who inject and later deflate. El natural born and bred.

Yeah. I should pull up all your dick pics, I doubt "they're" yours. Remember? You used to get drunk and post pics of your alleged cock?
 

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Yeah. I should pull up all your dick pics, I doubt "they're" yours. Remember? You used to get drunk and post pics of your alleged cock?
Nah…I don’t post dick pics any more. My cock is too good to be exploited. You know…good shape…size…girth…everything. I was gifted with such an outstanding member. Succubus got the last and I’m dubious that was even her!
 
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No you don't. You don't even know me except for what I give you here.

Ask BF about that.

Oh, but I do @Jack how do you think I knew what buttons to push that made you tap dance?

As far as BF goes...I would quit name dropping him.
 
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Nah…I don’t post dick pics any more. My cock is too good to be exploited. You know…good shape…size…girth…everything. I was gifted with such an outstanding member. Succubus got the last and I’m dubious that was even her!

That's probably because with all your drug use it now looks like a giant clit.
 

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Well…I tend to have a shit just before a shower, then give the flaps a good squirt over the shower drain. I don’t use public toilets on account of all the dirty bastards out there. If I’m desperate to knock one out, I find a grassy knoll or a body of water. Aqua turds are amazing, especially when the fish nibble for crumbs.
I haven't had success with the whole shit and shower synchronization and now that I'm retired and don't socialize that much unless the wife complains a and she rarely does, my showers have dropped in frequency to the point that I sometimes forget how to even turn on the faucet.
 
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Except "she" won't get anywhere near it.

"She" won't. You are correcto mundo!

You win a new EV broomstick to glide on, while looking for little kids to scare or throw into an oven.
 
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On the record: To Lily and Jack, I apologize for the image upload. The names were not intended to show up unredacted like that. Also for the record, I think this is a bad idea as it's confirmation that the PI of anyone from here was displayed. The better course, IMO, was to deny that any of those names belongs to any of you. AFAYK, those donations came from Malcolm Holmes and Oliver Swanick.