JACKs dog is subjected to an embarrassing ‘Hip Sling’

Lily

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Shoot the fucking dog @Jack.

Look it in the eyes, tell it how much you love it and pull the fucking trigger.

If you don't have a gun, throw it off a tall building.

Anything is better than forcing it to suffer by carrying it around in a fucking bag.

Who shoots a 9 month old puppy?!
 

The Prowler

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Telling you to shut the fuck up FUGLY is not crying.

What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be torturing those in hospice to death?

Look at Lardo trying to strike up a conversation with me....what an awkward cow.



@Jack Do you find the hip sling works better with your womanly hips?
 

Lily

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Lardo is still trying to making the thread about her.


@Jack Do you find the hip sling works better with your womanly hips?

I bet the folks and their loved ones are crying as you play your lousy tunes. You think it's because of the imminent passing of the sickly. No, Prowlie it's you.

Please tell me that you don't sing in that nasally voice to them. I would need to report that as a crime against humanity.
 

Adam Hitler

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"People say I never STFU." -Flynn.
She lurks waiting for her name to be mentioned then pounces with all the grace of a baby elephant
I can picture her hiding in cover, doing that thing which cats do with the eyes wide open, wiggling her butt from side to side, moving into position, before pouncing, getting about half an inch worth of airtime, and falling face first onto the ground with an apocalyptic THUD. :LOL3:
 

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Lardo just has to respond with something!!!!

No matter how lame it is.....she has to say something!!!!

Hahahaha!!!

I don't have to, I choose to. And often, I choose not to.

But you always choose to make a big deal out of everything. What the fucks wrong with you?