Because Of The Government Shitdown...

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*Sigh*

Okay. Do this:

"SHOUT OUT TO LILY, FRED, THE PROWLER, BASTARD FACTORY! I AM ESAD! REMEMBER MY NAME! I AM A MIGHTY WARRIOR. I SLAY BEASTS FROM ALL ACROSS THE LAND. MY NAME WILL BE REMBERED THROUGHOUT HISTORY. MY CHILDREN'S CHILDREN WILL SAY MY NAME. NO ONE WILL FORGET WHO I AM. NO ONE. THOSE THAT DO FORGET SHALL RECEIVE MY WRATH THROUGH BLOOD AND THUNDER AS I AM THE GOD OF THE SKIES. ALWAYS REMEMBER MY NAME AS ESAD, YOUR GOD. YOUR SALVATION."

Pleaseeeeese????
 

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*Sigh*

Okay. Do this:

"SHOUT OUT TO LILY, FRED, THE PROWLER, BASTARD FACTORY! I AM ESAD! REMEMBER MY NAME! I AM A MIGHTY WARRIOR. I SLAY BEASTS FROM ALL ACROSS THE LAND. MY NAME WILL BE REMBERED THROUGHOUT HISTORY. MY CHILDREN'S CHILDREN WILL SAY MY NAME. NO ONE WILL FORGET WHO I AM. NO ONE. THOSE THAT DO FORGET SHALL RECEIVE MY WRATH THROUGH BLOOD AND THUNDER AS I AM THE GOD OF THE SKIES. ALWAYS REMEMBER MY NAME AS ESAD, YOUR GOD. YOUR SALVATION."

Pleaseeeeese????

You are bloody high maintenance you know that dont you, im not a bloody show pony...

This is diamond anniversary kind of requests.
 
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Okay. Hand over your mouth:

You: "G.E., WE BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIFE"

**Preferably in the tone of A minor if possible.

PleeeeaaAasssseeeee???
 

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When did you lose your comedy bone? Did you have it amputated, because you no longer thought you needed it? What's with you these days? Why are you soo cranky?

There never was a bar. This is Meltdown. You seem to be under this preconceived notion that meltdown should have engaging convo. I get it. But you're lucky to get two greetings in before admin or @Jack come flying in with their own special brand of homemade retardation. I mean really? I need to read admin, and his daily chirpings of his obvious mental illness he likes shining around like a beacon in the night? I deserve that? If that's not bad enough, there's @Jack the male version of you. No, on the real, you and @Jack are soo similar, I'm gonna call you guys LilyJack. You guys are like Master Blaster in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. You both have this mutant power of latching onto anything that gives you compliment or says bad things about the peeps you don't like. You guys have more than kung-fu grip. It's like tard-grip. 100X stronger than silicone. You only let go when that poster stops doing your bidding. Other than that, you cool in my book!

As a former lover, I hope you heed my words. I'd hate to lose you to your own mental shortcomings.

I haven't lost my comedy bone. You actually said something funny tonight. I think you asked ESAD TIA if he wore a helmet.

Familiarity breeds contempt. It gets harder and harder to find a funny post in these threads.

It seems to me that everyone is fake laughing. That's not a mental defect on MY part.

It's like your pack are the hyenas in the animated version of The Lion King.
 
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I haven't lost my comedy bone. You actually said something funny tonight. I think you asked ESAD TIA if he wore a helmet.

Familiarity breeds contempt. It gets harder and harder to find a funny post in these threads.

It seems to me that everyone is fake laughing. That's not a mental defect on MY part.

It's like your pack are the hyenas in the animated version of The Lion King.

You swear this isn't you? Honest to God?

Are you willing to let a veterinarian give you polygraph test?

 

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Don't be ashamed you're a credited animal/cgi actor, did they make you wear one of those suits like the guy who played gollum?

Do you actually think you're clever and/or funny, Mr. TIA?

I am officially disabusing you of that notion. Consider yourself corrected.