When did you lose your comedy bone? Did you have it amputated, because you no longer thought you needed it? What's with you these days? Why are you soo cranky?
There never was a bar. This is Meltdown. You seem to be under this preconceived notion that meltdown should have engaging convo. I get it. But you're lucky to get two greetings in before admin or 
@Jack come flying in with their own special brand of homemade retardation. I mean really? I need to read admin, and his daily chirpings of his obvious mental illness he likes shining around like a beacon in the night? I deserve that? If that's not bad enough, there's 
@Jack the male version of you. No, on the real, you and 
@Jack are soo similar, I'm gonna call you guys LilyJack. You guys are like Master Blaster in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. You both have this mutant power of latching onto anything that gives you compliment or says bad things about the peeps you don't like. You guys have more than kung-fu grip. It's like tard-grip. 100X stronger than silicone. You only let go when that poster stops doing your bidding. Other than that, you cool in my book!
As a former lover, I hope you heed my words. I'd hate to lose you to your own mental shortcomings.