Jack Talking About my Wife

[The Prowler]

She loves to be mentioned just so she can moan about it because moaning is her favourite thing

She is a professional victim.

 

[Fredricka]

She is a professional victim.

Spot on

 

[Fredricka]

There was no collision, Sparky.

I didn't respond. I find her boring.

Bollox, total and utter bollox. Why can't you ever be truthful about your feelings for me?

 

[Lily]

Bollox, total and utter bollox. Why can't you ever be truthful about your feelings for me?

I am, Fred. You show me no substance.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You have all been reported.

 

[Fredricka]

I am, Fred. You show me no substance.

Youre boring me now, zzzzz

 

[Fredricka]

You have all already been reported.

I wonder if she dares

 

[Lily]

Youre boring me now, zzzzz

I believe you. You like constant chitter chatter about nothing but meaningless bullshit.

 

[The Prowler]

Sometimes I feel sorry for Lardo.....but not when she begs for it.

 

[Fredricka]

I believe you. You like constant chitter chatter about nothing but meaningless bullshit.

I have to be serious all day, this is for fun. I don't expect you to understand that, you seem to think this should be like school or something. Get over to your politics board if you don't like chitter chatter

 

[Fredricka]

Sometimes I feel sorry for Lardo.....but not when she begs for it.

I dont, she brings it on herself

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I wonder if she dares

Does a crackhead smoke crack?

 

[Lily]

I have to be serious all day, this is for fun. I don't expect you to understand that, you seem to think this should be like school or something. Get over to your politics board if you don't like chitter chatter

My brain needs more than chitter chatter. A little is fine, but it's the same damn chitter chatter every day. EVERY DAY.

This, to me, is mind-numbing.

 

[Fredricka]

My brain needs more than chitter chatter. A little is fine, but it's the same damn chitter chatter every day. EVERY DAY.

This, to me, is mind-numbing.

OK, bye

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

OK, bye

Felicia...

 

[The Prowler]

@Blandscape

I gotta go eat...

 

[Blandscape]

 

[Frood]

I heard Jack took his family to the zoo and a chimpanzee jacked off Jack and threw it at his wife Bubbles...

 

[The Prowler]

I cannot understand that, Blandy.


So I ran it through some "Voice-to-Text" software.


This is what I got:


"Rar slaw frat ralimnacalputatejjfsnakasdfjsdjsjdjfmmkjfaufejkn;jnsdfknask;dhf;auehjjk;wnklfns;djklfhasldkfj"

 

[Fredricka]

I cannot understand that, Blandy.


So I ran it through some "Voice-to-Text" software.


This is what I got:


"Rar slaw frat ralimnacalputatejjfsnakasdfjsdjsjdjfmmkjfaufejkn;jnsdfknask;dhf;auehjjk;wnklfns;djklfhasldkfj"

That's pretty accurate

 

[ESAD TIA]

Lol George from Pizza Hut said I sound like Blandy, hes a bloody Scot.

Sound 0% alike.

 

[Lily]

Lol George from Pizza Hut said I sound like Blandy, hes a bloody Scot.

Sound 0% alike.

You don't sound at all alike. The accents are quite distinct.

 

[Fredricka]

Lol George from Pizza Hut said I sound like Blandy, hes a bloody Scot.

Sound 0% alike.

You sound much better than blandscape, phil

 

[ESAD TIA]

You sound much better than blandscape, phil

Whatever you say Josie....

 

[Fredricka]

Whatever you say Josie....

My accents much posher than hers, I dont always do the pirate r's, I'll have you know

 

[ESAD TIA]

My accents much posher than hers, I dont always do the pirate r's, I'll have you know

Yeah you dont do them when you pinch your nose :p

 

[Jack]

Lol George from Pizza Hut said I sound like Blandy, hes a bloody Scot.

Sound 0% alike.

I can at least understand you.

I like it better when he types.

 

[Fredricka]

I can at least understand you.

I like it better when he types.

Blandscapes vocaroos are depressing, you can hear the poverty oozing out of them

 

[Jack]

Blandscapes vocaroos are depressing, you can hear the poverty oozing out of them

when I get drunk or stoned I stay away from here.

 

[Fredricka]

when I get drunk or stoned I stay away from here.

I've stayed away the few times I've got stoned but I love drunk posting, you should do some too, I want to see it