Jack Talking About my Wife

[MrNiceGuy]

Your posts nearly all the same bland, shake it up a bit, video us a Highland jig or something, wear pants though, some of us are couth here

Speaking of Highlanding & getting jigging with it...

They are rebooting 'The Highlander' movies.

Blandscape will be Connor MacLeods daddy.

'There can be only one.'

 

[realgrimm]

I work with a Scot and everything he says... especially when he's complaining... sounds a million times better than me because his accent carries & accentuates the dry sarcastic cutting humor... or humour as it was invented by you lot.

Good on ya chum!

The sheep love it

 

[realgrimm]

 

[MrNiceGuy]

I really need to see him doing this, the forum needs it

I'm sure @Blandscape could dance on the head of a pin.

Like any other angel.

Oh ye of little faith.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Its no big deal of course ,Im a bit of a chubby chaser but Kudos that there maybe a little too much woman for me

That's not chubby chasing, it's harpooning.

 

[Fredricka]

Speaking of Highlanding & getting jigging with it...

They are rebooting 'The Highlander' movies.

Blandscape will be Connor MacLeods daddy.

'There can be only one.'

Never watched them, i know the catchphrase though

 

[Fredricka]

The sheep love it

We're talking about blandscape, not @Cookie Monster . Blandscape gets plenty of drunken old slappers from off the streets

 

[realgrimm]

We're talking about blandscape, not @Cookie Monster . Blandscape gets plenty of drunken old slappers from off the streets

In Scotland there's more sheep then people

 

[Adam Hitler]

Are you trying to get @Cookie Monster (he's Welsh) excited?

 

[Adam Hitler]

In Scotland there's more sheep then people

You're thinking of Wales bro Lol.

 

[Fredricka]

In Scotland there's more sheep then people

I dont know, I thought there was more slappers than sheep

 

[realgrimm]

You're thinking of Wales bro Lol.

Bro.. Canada knows we have so many ginger sheep jokes

 

[realgrimm]

^^^^ @Fredricka

 

[realgrimm]

Scottish people fuck sheep, its just statistical sound

 

[Fredricka]

^^^^ @Fredricka

I think we just don't care about Scotland, maybe. They're all very strange up there, the men wear skirts ffs. Build that hadrians wall back up properly

 

[Adam Hitler]

Globohomo is working hard to change that and increase the population by importing boatpeople.

 

[realgrimm]

In Guyana or some shit goats are used with male children as a passage into manhood , like a trial run to make the bride happy

 

[Adam Hitler]

I guess the sheep shagger joke applies to the jocks too then...

 

[Fredricka]

I guess the sheep shagger joke applies to the jocks too then...

Yes, thankyou @realgrimm for alerting us to these facts

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think we just don't care about Scotland, maybe. They're all very strange up there, the men wear skirts ffs. Build that hadrians wall back up properly

It's true, the Scots are irrelevant to us superior English.

Sorry Blandy, your ceremonial tartan kilt won't impress anyone on here (apart from Lily).

 

[realgrimm]

I think we just don't care about Scotland, maybe. They're all very strange up there, the men wear skirts ffs. Build that hadrians wall back up properly

Newfies have a lot of Scots blood and they told me stories about some hole in the fence game they got taught where they shock and force the animal to back up at the same time , like that nude rodeo game college kids used to play

 

[Fredricka]

It's true, the Scots are irrelevant to us superior English.

Sorry Blandy, your ceremonial tartan kilt won't impress anyone on here (apart from Lily).

Lily does love a man in a skirt, it's true

 

[Admin.]

Poor @Jack is now jealous of my relationship with my wife and is going off on it in all kinds for threads.

It reminds me of the jealously of my Arctic White 2023 C8 Corvette Stingray with the Z51 Performance Package. That resulted in off-topic comments in thousands of threads.

So @Jack, try to contain your jealous remarks of my relationship with my wife to this thread.

For the sake of this Message Board.

You’re a married incel. Get over it.

 

[Fredricka]

Newfies have a lot of Scots blood and they told me stories about some hole in the fence game they got taught where they shock and force the animal to back up at the same time , like that nude rodeo game college kids used to play

What's the nude rodeo game?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lily does love a man in a skirt, it's true

In California its a very common sight apparently.

 

[Fredricka]

In California its a very common sight apparently.

Thats where Seamajor moved to isnt it? Interesting

 

[Klaatu Barada Nikto]

You’re a married incel. Get over it.

how do get over a BLOB.. thee BLOB? hmm

 

[Adam Hitler]

Thats where Seamajor moved to isnt it? Interesting

Semen is a San Fagdisco native. Yes, extremely telling...

 

[Admin.]

how do get over a BLOB.. thee BLOB? hmm

Some people post pictures of cars as a coping mechanism.

 

[realgrimm]

What's the nude rodeo game?

Cool. I haven't had to explain this one in awhile .. also referred to as bucking bronco you get your friends to hide in your dark room or in a closet while the guy proceeds to mount the women doggystyle but more like a spider as he has to hang on tight and when the guy gives the signal the light gets turned on and everyone jumps out , leaving the guy hanging on enjoying the ride