The Jimmy Bangs!!!!

[Fredricka]

No ma'am, I am not.

Sure, keep telling yourself that you might even believe it one day

 

[Blandscape]

A fine example of me implying that I did something at the behest of Blandy....and Blandy believing it!!!

He actually believes what I said. And he believes what he said.


Maybe I have a sick sense of humour, laughing at a man who is living in such a state of delusion....

It was never a delusion me old friend, when you cannot help but do what I tell you too.

 

[The Prowler]

When we read a JimmyBang post we are reading conspiracy theories from 0.4 Chan!

Bang Bang Bang!!!!!

 

[Blandscape]

Bang Bang cough splutter.

 

[The Prowler]

It was never a delusion me old friend, when you cannot help but do what I tell you too.

You are a mess, Blandy!!!!

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Blandscape]

You are a mess, Blandy!!!!

Hahahaha!!!!

Wow, can I get the twelve inch diso remix of dat, or does it only come in the chart topping 7 inch vinyl?

 

[Lily]

Sure, keep telling yourself that you might even believe it one day

I know how I feel.

 

[The Prowler]

 

[Lily]

Wow, can I get the twelve inch diso remix of dat, or does it only come in the chart topping 7 inch vinyl?

It's only sold for the GI Joe manly man's record player.

 

[Fredricka]

I know how I feel.

I'm off out now, I'll do you a favour and let you borrow my stalkers till I get back, keep them entertained with your amazing wit (lol) lily. Ta ta

 

[Lily]

I'm off out now, I'll do you a favour and let you borrow my stalkers till I get back, keep them entertained with your amazing wit (lol) lily. Ta ta

Go get drunk dear.

 

[Blandscape]

I know how I feel.

Feeling up Fred is like feeling comfortable in the presence of a serial thriller…you don’t know what to expect, but you know the goodies will prevail, and Fred will be reduced to a pile of ash when the whole CGI budget is blown in her he she demise!

 

[Seamajor]

I'm off out now, I'll do you a favour and let you borrow my stalkers till I get back, keep them entertained with your amazing wit (lol) lily. Ta ta

Take your time

 

[Frood]

You sound like Cookie Monster on a meth binge...

Accurate

 

[Seamajor]

You sound like Cookie Monster on a meth binge...

Accurate

Wipe you smelly ass DD

 

[The Prowler]

You sound like Cookie Monster on a meth binge...

Accurate

To really emulate Blandy, I would have to go on for at least 3 minutes....

But 10-30 seconds is as much as anyone listens to that fuckin' idiot, so I figure I will keep them short....

 

[Lily]

To really emulate Blandy, I would have to go on for at least 3 minutes....

But 10-30 seconds is as much as anyone listens to that fuckin' idiot, so I figure I will keep them short....

I know Garraty and I, maybe Lotus too have listened to them in their entirety.

You are a bad liar.

 

[Frood]

To really emulate Blandy, I would have to go on for at least 3 minutes....

But 10-30 seconds is as much as anyone listens to that fuckin' idiot, so I figure I will keep them short....

Add in the wilty disjointed emphasis throughout the sentences and particularly at the end of sentences and you'll nail it perfectly.

 

[Seamajor]

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Did Frank shag ya yet?

 

[The Prowler]

Add in the wilty disjointed emphasis throughout the sentences and particularly at the end of sentences and you'll nail it perfectly.

 

[Frood]

Listen to Neil Oliver's podcasts for the inflection inspiration and then render it blandscape (ie unintelligible).

 

[The Prowler]

then render it blandscape (ie unintelligible).

Hahaha!!!

And Fat @Lily says she listens to his entire recordings!!!

That fat pig is way too desperate for support!!!

For fun, ask her sometime what he said. She will avoid answering like it is a diet.

 

[Lily]

Hahaha!!!

And Fat @Lily says she listens to his entire recordings!!!

That fat pig is way too desperate for support!!!

For fun, ask her sometime what he said. She will avoid answering like it is a diet.

If @Blandscape posts a short vocaroo, I will tell you what he's said. He's speaking English, ffs.

 

[Frood]

If @Blandscape posts a short vocaroo, I will tell you what he's said. He's speaking English, ffs.

Inebriated English.... drug-fucked English....but not proper English.

 

[The Prowler]

This is gonna be fun!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

Inebriated English.... drug-fucked English....but not proper English.

I can understand him.

 

[Frood]

I can understand him.

You think you do....

 

[Lily]

You think you do....

I know I do.

 

[Frood]

This is gonna be fun!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Nah.... she ask him for a transcript via pm.

 

[Cookie Monster]

People should realize what is happening when Blandy calls me "Jim" and I reply with "Bang Bang!!!!"


Blandy, in his permanently drug damaged brain, thinks that I am a poster who used to, or still does for all I know, go by the name of "Jimmy Bang".



But it is not me. Never has been. I have nothing to do with the guy.


But Blandy is convinced that we are the same person.



So when he calls me "Jim", I reply with "Bang Bang!!!!" because I am mocking poor Blandy for being such a clueless, delusional, paranoid fuckwit.

Blandy calling me "Jim" is perfect, because it epitomizes just how clueless he always is. So confident, yet so clueless.

Hahahahaha!!!!

Jimmy is Scottish drunk slang for pal, or buddy or mate. You kinda owned yourself here.