Seamajor
Site Supporter
- Reaction score
- 7,822
His left eye is a tad crossed. These cats seem to be a tad over bred
Bastard Factory Fights 1
- Thread starter Flynn
- Start date
Look at my av, that's why he called cockeye
- Reaction score
- 5,641
- Location
- In a kakistocracy
It's like he can watch the fish with one eye and the cat with the other
But he's the cat!
Whoa
But he's the cat!
Whoa
- Reaction score
- 940
- Location
- Après moi, le déluge...
Its eyes are cocked for sure but it's still a nice animal.
SM can be an old git sometime and still have a nice cat.
It is a nice cat, but it still makes me laugh, you need to see the whole pic, Seamajor took such a bad one, the poor thing looked ear-less and like it had no back, flynn compared him to a pokemon
- Reaction score
- 940
- Location
- Après moi, le déluge...
Awwww poor little sausage.
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Regular Member
- Reaction score
- 118
- Location
- Cripville
My pussy is a calico ginger and swears like the Irish too. Even the family is mostly Scot
- Reaction score
- 940
- Location
- Après moi, le déluge...
Holy Holliday !
Regular Member
- Reaction score
- -18
- Location
- The Big Tent
Looks a bit like Josh Allen, though JA looks more like Andy Kaufman.
Seamajor
Site Supporter
- Reaction score
- 7,822
I wish I could do that
- Reaction score
- 2,826
- Location
- Chicagoland
So it was Diego's job to watch the door then?
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Regular Member
- Reaction score
- 118
- Location
- Cripville
Hmm perhaps it works both way. My pussy likes hiding her scat very well though.. in there pawing that deep as can be in the box like it was gonna go that deep in less than a foot. Strange creatures with even weirder vibrations
Seamajor
Site Supporter
- Reaction score
- 7,822
No. whos Diego anyway? Is his nose up against Fatso prostrate like yours. Trumps gonna make a loser like you rich, right?
- Reaction score
- 2,826
- Location
- Chicagoland
Sure. So, when Diego was watching the door, what exactly were you doing?
- Reaction score
- 7,116
- Location
- Bompton
- Reaction score
- 940
- Location
- Après moi, le déluge...
It does look like when cops put their finger towards your nose during a sobriety test
- Reaction score
- 5,641
- Location
- In a kakistocracy
But that would make you... Strabismatic?
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Regular Member
- Reaction score
- 118
- Location
- Cripville
maybe Sea killed and chopped up Diego to feed his poor Puertican sex slave children
- Reaction score
- 2,826
- Location
- Chicagoland
Guess who visited TBC?
ITS JEFFREY YOU FUCKWIT, JEFFREY
- Reaction score
- 2,826
- Location
- Chicagoland
You bought Diego from Jeffery Epstein? Wow! Tell us moar, Slopey!
Seamajor
Site Supporter
- Reaction score
- 7,822
Didn’t you work there too? It would explain the hole in the back of your pencil neck.
- Reaction score
- 2,826
- Location
- Chicagoland
No, I'm not a Trust Fund Rich Boy like you. I never hung around people like that.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 4,988
- Location
- Far from yup!
Round 1 results:
*Seamajor: 13 points
*Reggie Essent 6 points
*Fredricka: 5 points
*ESAD: 3.25 points
*Admin: 3.25 points
*The Cuntess 2 points
*Klaatu: 2 points
*Seamajor: 13 points
*Reggie Essent 6 points
*Fredricka: 5 points
*ESAD: 3.25 points
*Admin: 3.25 points
*The Cuntess 2 points
*Klaatu: 2 points
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 4,988
- Location
- Far from yup!
Standings
1. Seamajor 13 Points
2. Reggie Essent 6 points
3. Fredricka 5 points
4. ESAD 3.25 points
4. Admin 3.25 points
6. The Cuntess 2 points
6. Klaatu 2 points
1. Seamajor 13 Points
2. Reggie Essent 6 points
3. Fredricka 5 points
4. ESAD 3.25 points
4. Admin 3.25 points
6. The Cuntess 2 points
6. Klaatu 2 points
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 4,988
- Location
- Far from yup!
Round 1 is now over. No more late entries.
Round 2 starts now.
Round 2 starts now.
OP
OP
- Reaction score
- 4,988
- Location
- Far from yup!
Highlights from round one.
Flynn: Hello all! Thanks for joining us for the first ever Bastard Factory Fights 1. Round one is in the bag, and what a doozy! My co-host here needs no introduction, the all knowing Joe Momma.
Joe: Thanks, Flynn! Yeah, huge swings in the first round. The surprise in my mind was Seamajor. Definitely a dark horse in this competition.
Flynn: I agree one hundred percent. Seamajor came out swinging and was taking on all comers. Frankly, I've never seen him that aggressive.
Joe: That's a good point. What got him round one was his aggression from the start. He was up Flea and Reggie's ass most of the afternoon. It was a great first round for Seamajor. If he keeps this up in the last 2 rounds he'll easily be the Bastard Factory Cup winner.
Flynn: Ahem, lets not forget that my girl Fredricka is still in the competition. There are two more rounds and Fred has the time and the ability to take the lead away from Seamajor, though Seamajor has a huge lead.
Joe: What Freddie needs to do is employ her usual deadpan style trolling. But it needs to be humorous, or it's just nonsense. I've seen her do this many times, so I don't understand how she let Seamjor take such a huge lead.
Flynn: Yes, Fredricka is the perennial crowd favorite, but is currently sitting in third place at the moment. She'll need to attack Seamajor directly and nullify any/all of his attacks. If Fred lets Seamjor run away with this in the second round, she might not be able to catch him going into the third round.
Joe: Another surprise is the guy currently sitting in second place, which is none other than Reggie Essent. Not a bad troll/flamer, when he wants to, he can be funny and witty. But is he committed to seeing this competition out? Or will he fade?
Flynn: I like Reggie's style, it works well in contrast to the styles of Seamajor, and Fred. Reggie's no slouch and can swing with the best of them, but like you said, will he get bored and just say screw it? I certainly hope not because he has the ability to win this.
Joe: To tell you the truth, I just like Reggie because of his political stance.
Flynn: Of course you do. What about him winning this competition?
Joe: Like I stated before, how serious will he take this? Does he want to win this? Only Reggie knows.
Flynn: Talking about winning, we now come to the bottom half. A nice little addition to the competition is ESAD. For a relative new comer to the sport, he's holding his own quite well, but I can tell you he's not going to win this.
Joe: No, probably not, but it's a good showing. With a little more practice, and some hard work, ESAD could do well in the future. I think some time is needed to hone his skills. He obviously has some
Flynn: Yeah, I think it's about also knowing your landscape and your opponents. Once ESAD gets a little bit more acclimated to the place, he'll be more creative with the things he's learned and read out here.
Joe: Perhaps the biggest disappointment is Admin who's been out here longer than God, and still can't fight off the urge to post up more YouTube videos. He's where he belongs, near the bottom.
Flynn: Couldn't agree more. One thing has me puzzled. It's why Flea is near the bottom? The Cuntess might not have the pedigree that myself and a few others have, but she's always made up for that with gumption and the never give up attitude. To see admin above Flea makes me want to vomit.
Joe: The Cuntess I really don't think cares. I've seen her go at it with many posters, so I know she has it in her. I don't think comps are her thing.
Flynn: Maybe you're right. Who knows? Maybe she'll have a better showing in round two. And at dead last is no surprise...it's Klaatu. I don't know this poster, but if this poster even wants a chance at winning this, then they need to take the dildo out of their own ass, and start bashing in some skulls.
Joe: Flynn? Will you marry me?
Flynn: No.
Joe: Yeah, I am not familiar with this Klaatu. If this person hopes to win this competition, they're going to have to up their game. I not sure Klaatu can do that.
Flynn: We will see as round two gets underway. Join us next time as we recap round two. From all of us here at The Fight Network, we'll see you all later in the cage.
Flynn: Hello all! Thanks for joining us for the first ever Bastard Factory Fights 1. Round one is in the bag, and what a doozy! My co-host here needs no introduction, the all knowing Joe Momma.
Joe: Thanks, Flynn! Yeah, huge swings in the first round. The surprise in my mind was Seamajor. Definitely a dark horse in this competition.
Flynn: I agree one hundred percent. Seamajor came out swinging and was taking on all comers. Frankly, I've never seen him that aggressive.
Joe: That's a good point. What got him round one was his aggression from the start. He was up Flea and Reggie's ass most of the afternoon. It was a great first round for Seamajor. If he keeps this up in the last 2 rounds he'll easily be the Bastard Factory Cup winner.
Flynn: Ahem, lets not forget that my girl Fredricka is still in the competition. There are two more rounds and Fred has the time and the ability to take the lead away from Seamajor, though Seamajor has a huge lead.
Joe: What Freddie needs to do is employ her usual deadpan style trolling. But it needs to be humorous, or it's just nonsense. I've seen her do this many times, so I don't understand how she let Seamjor take such a huge lead.
Flynn: Yes, Fredricka is the perennial crowd favorite, but is currently sitting in third place at the moment. She'll need to attack Seamajor directly and nullify any/all of his attacks. If Fred lets Seamjor run away with this in the second round, she might not be able to catch him going into the third round.
Joe: Another surprise is the guy currently sitting in second place, which is none other than Reggie Essent. Not a bad troll/flamer, when he wants to, he can be funny and witty. But is he committed to seeing this competition out? Or will he fade?
Flynn: I like Reggie's style, it works well in contrast to the styles of Seamajor, and Fred. Reggie's no slouch and can swing with the best of them, but like you said, will he get bored and just say screw it? I certainly hope not because he has the ability to win this.
Joe: To tell you the truth, I just like Reggie because of his political stance.
Flynn: Of course you do. What about him winning this competition?
Joe: Like I stated before, how serious will he take this? Does he want to win this? Only Reggie knows.
Flynn: Talking about winning, we now come to the bottom half. A nice little addition to the competition is ESAD. For a relative new comer to the sport, he's holding his own quite well, but I can tell you he's not going to win this.
Joe: No, probably not, but it's a good showing. With a little more practice, and some hard work, ESAD could do well in the future. I think some time is needed to hone his skills. He obviously has some
Flynn: Yeah, I think it's about also knowing your landscape and your opponents. Once ESAD gets a little bit more acclimated to the place, he'll be more creative with the things he's learned and read out here.
Joe: Perhaps the biggest disappointment is Admin who's been out here longer than God, and still can't fight off the urge to post up more YouTube videos. He's where he belongs, near the bottom.
Flynn: Couldn't agree more. One thing has me puzzled. It's why Flea is near the bottom? The Cuntess might not have the pedigree that myself and a few others have, but she's always made up for that with gumption and the never give up attitude. To see admin above Flea makes me want to vomit.
Joe: The Cuntess I really don't think cares. I've seen her go at it with many posters, so I know she has it in her. I don't think comps are her thing.
Flynn: Maybe you're right. Who knows? Maybe she'll have a better showing in round two. And at dead last is no surprise...it's Klaatu. I don't know this poster, but if this poster even wants a chance at winning this, then they need to take the dildo out of their own ass, and start bashing in some skulls.
Joe: Flynn? Will you marry me?
Flynn: No.
Joe: Yeah, I am not familiar with this Klaatu. If this person hopes to win this competition, they're going to have to up their game. I not sure Klaatu can do that.
Flynn: We will see as round two gets underway. Join us next time as we recap round two. From all of us here at The Fight Network, we'll see you all later in the cage.
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