Bastard Factory Presidential Election.

President Of Bastard Factory


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***Reminder to all nominees. You must name your cabinet...i.e...Vice President and Director Of Internal Security. Failure to do so will result in forfeiture.

***Amendment. GARRATY does not need to list a cabinet as one will be voted on by the forum should he be victorious.

***One last thing. Admin. sucks cock.
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Using that sort of psychological manipulation on someone only has a chance to work if you're smarter than they are.

Just quit while you're behind. So, so far behind.
That’s becuase he’s prolly drunk to escape Fredricka’s bok bok bok’ing , he ran through the forest the other day drunk in an attempt to flee but tripped and bent his dick
 
That’s becuase he’s prolly drunk to escape Fredricka’s bok bok bok’ing , he ran through the forest the other day drunk in an attempt to flee but tripped and bent his dick

I hope that poor innocent clump of shale just minding its own business is okay after Holly's clumsy ass landed on it.

Think we should send a card, maybe some flowers, to show our sympathy?
 
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Falling while wet wading rocky rivers is extremely common. In the fly fishing and river-trekking communities, taking an accidental swim is widely considered a matter of "when, not if". Even highly experienced anglers lose their footing and take a spill occasionally. [
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Understanding why falls happen so frequently and how to minimize the risks involves looking at the specific mechanics of moving water and river terrain.



Why Slipping is So Common
The riverbed environment creates a perfect storm for losing balance:
    • The "Invisible" Biofilm: Underwater rocks quickly accumulate algae, moss, and microscopic biofilms. This turns hard stone into a surface as slick as ice. [
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    • Shifting "Poorly Graded" Substrates: Rocky rivers often feature a mix of loose, basketball-sized boulders. These stones are unstable and frequently roll or shift when stepped on, causing sudden ankle twists and balance loss. [
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    • The Wet Wading Mindset: Because you aren't wearing bulky, hot waders, it is easy to let your guard down. Anglers often wade more aggressively or carelessly when wet wading, assuming shallow or slow water is inherently safe. [
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    • Optical Illusions: Moving water distorts depth and hides drop-offs or large rocks behind you. It is incredibly easy to trip while focusing entirely on a fish or looking at the opposite bank rather than your feet. [
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I hope that poor innocent clump of shale just minding its own business is okay after Holly's clumsy ass landed on it.

Think we should send a card, maybe some flowers, to show our sympathy?
. You could always deliver that card in person, but you and it would likely be found 3 miles down river if you even reached the water. LoLz - as if a lard-assed couch-a-tater like you could even make the attempt.

PS: Que Reggie: polluted sloughf new jersey. blah blah.
 
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Looks like a landslide victory garraty, SPEECH!

Ahem.

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Sorry (not really) to be the one to point this out but this "election" wasn't real. It generated some activity, sure, and well done on that score. But as for being an actual thing? 'Fraid not.

Thanks for playing and go fuck yourselves. lulz
 
Sorry (not really) to be the one to point this out but this "election" wasn't real. It generated some activity, sure, and well done on that score. But as for being an actual thing? 'Fraid not.
Considering the source I must agree.
 
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Powers of the President:

*Can lock posters out of threads.
*Can move threads and lock them.
*Can delete threads.
*Can ban a poster for 24 hours.
*The President must also follow the moderator rules.


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* Nope.
* Nope.
* Not Applicable.

Sorry (not really) to be the one to point this out but this "election" wasn't real. It generated some activity, sure, and well done on that score. But as for being an actual thing? 'Fraid not.

Thanks for playing and go fuck yourselves. lulz
It wasn't real be fucked? Next you'll be telling me father Christmas isn't real, stop breaking my heart garraty. You can be president of the cheese instead as a booby prize
 
It wasn't real be fucked? Next you'll be telling me father Christmas isn't real, stop breaking my heart garraty. You can be president of the cheese instead as a booby prize

Not only is Santa Claus a collective delusion, just wait until I tell you about The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy.

Buckle up, Buttercup.
This ride's gonna have some rough patches.
...and no, I'm not talking about clumps of shale so Holly can stop sucking his thumb and crying in dread.
 
Looks like a landslide victory garraty, SPEECH!
He says he doesn't want the office and I agree that he isn't fit for the post. At least not that post. Maybe a fence post.
. If he had a functioning brain, and really didn't want it he would simply withdraw his candidacy. Even Flynn figured out it could throw in the towel. Ah, but the reverse reverse psychology theory is holding up it seems.
 
Jacklyn and Parroty sure deliver up the white flags.

Big boiz don't neg
. Big boiz don't neg
Big boiz don't neg

...but they do. LoLz at those pussies.

I can't wait till Parroty 47 takes office so the impeachment proceedings may begin.
 
He says he doesn't want the office and I agree that he isn't fit for the post. At least not that post. Maybe a fence post.
. If he had a functioning brain, and really didn't want it he would simply withdraw his candidacy. Even Flynn figured out it could throw in the towel. Ah, but the reverse reverse psychology theory is holding up it seems.

Isn't it time to go put more merthiolate on your po' wittle nubbins, ya twat?
 
Jacklyn and Parroty sure deliver up the white flags.

Big boiz don't neg
. Big boiz don't neg
Big boiz don't neg

...but they do. LoLz at those pussies.

I can't wait till Parroty 47 takes office so the impeachment proceedings may begin.
Impeachment? Damn, how did they find out about my Swiss bank account?
 
Holly does so love to dance this mess around...


One of my favorites of theirs which I've posted twice recently. Great selection, Parroty.
. Imitate me and win high praise.

Then again I forget that your whole schtick is a failed attempt at copying anti-LibiConism, Mr Trump voter.

What kind of a moron actually votes for Trump then wants to disparage others?
Answer: A BIG....HUGE even moron.