Neg reports

[Seamajor]

So the ibuprofen helps then?

I don’t live in a box in Chicago dummy. Beyond your stupid pills, your anti lib pills aren’t working.

 

[jack]

I don’t live in a box on Chicago dummy. Beyond your stupid pills, your anti lib pills aren’t working.

Yeah that bullshit is just that....

Bullshit.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yeah that bullshit is just that....

Bullshit.

What bullshit where? Isn't this thread something about Fred being a negger?

 

[jack]

What bullshit where? Isn't this thread something about Fred being a negger?

Your mileage may vary Gurksie.

 

[Fredricka]

What bullshit where? Isn't this thread something about Fred being a negger?

No, it's about jack being a negger but calling negging a weak response

 

[ESAD TIA]

@Jack and @Fredricka are just gonna be all buddy buddy in 48hrs.

So this thread is redundant, I'm still available wed you both as and when required.

 

[Fredricka]

ANNOUNCEMENT: JACK IS REPPING HIS OWN POSTS AGAIN!!
Does this warrant a thread of its own?

 

[Fredricka]

@Jack and @Fredricka are just gonna be all buddy buddy in 48hrs.

So this thread is redundant, I'm still available wed you both as and when required.

That's not happening till jack grovels and begs

 

[jack]

ANNOUNCEMENT: JACK IS REPPING HIS OWN POSTS AGAIN!!
Does this warrant a thread of its own?

 

[The Prowler]

Isn't this thread something about Fred being a negger?

I thought she was Paki....?

 

[jack]

@Jack and @Fredricka are just gonna be all buddy buddy in 48hrs.

So this thread is redundant, I'm still available wed you both as and when required.

Think Lisa only smarter.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Dearly beloved, you have come together into the house of the church so that in the presence of the church’s minister and the community, your intention to enter into marriage may be strengthened by the Lord with a sacred seal

 

[jack]

I thought she was Paki....?

Makes the Holliday bromance a little creepy.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

It's midnight somewhere, folks,
...and this thread needs some relief.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Christ abundantly blesses the love that binds you. Through a special sacrament, he enriches and strengthens those he has already consecrated by holy baptism, that you may be enriched with his blessing, so that you may have the strength to be faithful to each other forever, and assume all the responsibilities of married life. And so, in the presence of the church, I ask you to state your intention

 

[ESAD TIA]

@Jack and @Fredricka have you come here to enter into marriage without coercion, freely and wholeheartedly

 

[ESAD TIA]

I'll take your silence as yes.

Are you prepared, as you follow the path of marriage, to love and honor each other for as long as you both shall live?”

 

[jack]

Dearly beloved, you have come together into the house of the church so that in the presence of the church’s minister and the community, your intention to enter into marriage may be strengthened by the Lord with a sacred seal

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Think Lisa only smarter.

Lisa who?

 

[ESAD TIA]

In the sight of God and these witnesses, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss!”

 

[Fredricka]

@Jack and @Fredricka have you come here to enter into marriage without coercion, freely and wholeheartedly

No, I've signed the divorce papers, he's gone back to sausages

 

[jack]

 

[ESAD TIA]

Now consummate the marriage.

*passes @Fredricka a strapon*

praise be the lord.

 

[Holy Holliday !]

Jacklyn is quite practiced.
. How else could he take such an ass reaming and come back for more?

 

[jack]

Lisa who?

She's not an owl.

 

[jack]

Now consummate the marriage.

*passes @Fredricka a strapon*

praise be the lord.

YOU BASTARD

 

[ESAD TIA]

No, I've signed the divorce papers, he's gone back to sausages

OVERRULED, ONLY I CAN PLAY GOD IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Sausages is doing the catering shes made glizzys for all!

PRAISE BE THE LORD!

 

[Holy Holliday !]

More soundtrack you say?
. Okay: